Anonymous Anomaly

Commissions are now open for the foreseeable future (now with 2024 prices) I'm best at drawing animals, horrors, and other unfamiliar entities. DM me for details.

@horsetwting "Man I wish there was a way to get all this foliage off my lawn" The humble leafblower:

yall don't get it

@Rainmaker1973 That's the most eager spider I've ever seen.

«You shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy»

@NightValeRadio I get leaving twitter but I'm not sure why you guys substituted it with Tiktok.

Hi, Joseph here, we'll no longer be updating our twitter because of the whole It's Owned By A Nazi thing, so here's where you can find us. Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/nightv… Tiktok: @officialnightvale" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@officialnight… Tumblr: tumblr.com/nightvaleoffic… Instagram: instagram.com/nightvaleoffic…

@tragicbirdapp Nah dude put this shit on DISPLAY I've genuinely never seen a trash can so fascinating

@otokyo__ "What do you see, an animal, or a larger subclass which includes that same animal?"

What do you see. Chicken or bird

@Matt_Pinner Antarctica

If you’re 100% sure, comment now.

@TurtsAndKolas Watching the mouthparts move is really mesmerizing...

*Claws at u* *Claws at u* *Claws at u* *Cla

@spidres All the time 😭 The latest is "gort spaghetti"

@spidres I've never seen so many diapers fried in one day.

@spidres what is HAPPENING to you lmaoo

@UncannyVilla This is really cool looking. I just got into the fandom myself.

If they wanna laugh, well now Can they do it while they beg me To spare their souls? #NebulaAndQuasar #NAQ #Art

@elonmuskPBG Less than one person remains. 99.9% of the room was eliminated; it says so at the top.

@JaxpyIsHere thats violent

@Onlyanomalie lettuce

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why did nt the just use big burd to bring the ring to sauraons mountain in jrr tolken

@pixelprayer Everlasting bliss.

@Matt_Pinner It won't die.

In 3 words or less! 😱

@kakarPathan_ No.

Time to check who is smart among you.

@Valdevia_Art In late fall when wind was fair I saw a house that was not there The earth around it seemed quite scared The dirt was loose and trees were bare Before winters first white snow I walked where people did not go Towards the house man did not know I stepped into that blackened glow

I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image

@lucumiau I'm a right-brain ruminator myself, but I don't have a shred of coding skill. I haven't really met anyone on the opposite end of the spectrum before.

this is literally me i'm a programmer and artist looking for an ideas guy. ideas guy save me