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I don’t think so flossy..... #WEF are going to be obsolete very soon....
World Economic Forum@wef
We could be spending an hour a day in the metaverse by 2026. But what will we be doing there? buff.ly/3qQsPSI #Metaverse #VR
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Chris Evans
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Chris Evans
@Onlyfluffyone
fighting the system... phew
reporting from bed,sofa,floor Katılım Ağustos 2009
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The best place to get gender reasignment surgery done is Canada, because if it goes wrong they will happily euthanize you straight after.
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"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead."
I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:
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I’ll tell you what you lot are: bloody lovely. Thank you so much for all my birthday wishes. Really lovely of you to take the time to do that. Genuinely made my day. I decided to go to a pub. Yep, I’m as surprised as you are. Anyway, just leaving now as I need an early night to be up and in central London for the Unite The Kingdom March tomorrow. I’ll be there photographing it. If you see me; wave. Looking forward to a great day out. Cheers 🥂
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@CovidMarshall Not said enough but thank you for your dedication to this cause… we will not forget 😉
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This is going to be a v busy weekend for highly trained Covid Marshals, we have rat-piss, Meningitis and Gastroentro-whatsitsname all set to kill millions of unsuspecting people over the next few days. I have over 4622 messages asking me what deadly emergency i will tackle and how do i decide which one to concentrate on.
Well its very simple really.
Its a numbers thing, with 9 confirmed cases of rat-piss i must tackle this first, those numbers cant be ignored, as of this moment there are 4 meningitis cases, and after running the numbers i have found that 9 is higher than 4. And there are actually no gastroentro-whatsitsname cases atm, thats just like a little bonus thing to worry about.
Good luck out there.🫡🦺
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Definitely worth a RT ❤️
Intel Lady@intel_lady
When your favourite comedy writer shares your work....
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Sniggering 🤭 yup it’s all men lol 😂
Intel Lady@intel_lady
Welcome to Us Labours resignation wk. Today it was Wes Streeting. Things are moving so fast, who knows which one will go next. But let's not forget our Jess who cares deeply about women & girls but had to walk away because of men! youtu.be/xYUktZHDo6U
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House, lake and rain with clouds. A wander around Kew Gardens today and as is becoming the norm this month, one minute its sunshine and t shirt weather and the next, it’s raining and bitterly cold. I do like the lighting though.
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@wokeandwoofing Excellent list…. But maybe add the piercings.. 😉
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As a nonbinary person you must do everything you can to ensure people take you seriously, such as:
-Dying your hair bright blue.
-Developing an unhealthy obsession with Anime.
-Crying whenever someone says your name wrong.
-Filming yourself having a breakdown in your car.
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@BillboardChris It’s because his beard will snag on the mask maybe?
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"Event 201 in 2019 was a pandemic exercise and it was attended by Dr Fauci."
- CIA officer whistleblower, James Erdman
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This is from 2021….. all in the planning 😉
Chris Evans@Onlyfluffyone
This is over two years old... are you seeing the plan now .... 🤔
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@Martina Oh dear …. He really needs to stay out of the women’s bathroom… yup he most likely is a wanker …
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Never saw any woman do this in the bathroom. Or anywhere for that matter…???
What a wanker
Nancy Hogshead, JD, Oly@Hogshead3Au
@tko16301630 @NFL @NBA @MLB @NHL @FIFAWorldCup Only men are invading women’s sports, changing spaces, lesbian organizations, prison cells, DV shelters, awards, bathrooms, sororities, hospital wards, etc. It’s like expecting women to solve rape.
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Unfortunately some are already falling at the first hurdle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neil Oliver@thecoastguy
100 percent.
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