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Chris Evans

Chris Evans

@Onlyfluffyone

fighting the system... phew

reporting from bed,sofa,floor Katılım Ağustos 2009
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wokeandwoofing
wokeandwoofing@wokeandwoofing·
The best place to get gender reasignment surgery done is Canada, because if it goes wrong they will happily euthanize you straight after.
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Maeve Halligan
Maeve Halligan@MaeveHalligan·
"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead." I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:
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Alastair Hilton
Alastair Hilton@London_W4·
I’ll tell you what you lot are: bloody lovely. Thank you so much for all my birthday wishes. Really lovely of you to take the time to do that. Genuinely made my day. I decided to go to a pub. Yep, I’m as surprised as you are. Anyway, just leaving now as I need an early night to be up and in central London for the Unite The Kingdom March tomorrow. I’ll be there photographing it. If you see me; wave. Looking forward to a great day out. Cheers 🥂
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Chris Evans
Chris Evans@Onlyfluffyone·
@CovidMarshall Not said enough but thank you for your dedication to this cause… we will not forget 😉
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Wayne the Rat piss Marshal 🐀🥃
This is going to be a v busy weekend for highly trained Covid Marshals, we have rat-piss, Meningitis and Gastroentro-whatsitsname all set to kill millions of unsuspecting people over the next few days. I have over 4622 messages asking me what deadly emergency i will tackle and how do i decide which one to concentrate on. Well its very simple really. Its a numbers thing, with 9 confirmed cases of rat-piss i must tackle this first, those numbers cant be ignored, as of this moment there are 4 meningitis cases, and after running the numbers i have found that 9 is higher than 4. And there are actually no gastroentro-whatsitsname cases atm, thats just like a little bonus thing to worry about. Good luck out there.🫡🦺
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Alastair Hilton
Alastair Hilton@London_W4·
House, lake and rain with clouds. A wander around Kew Gardens today and as is becoming the norm this month, one minute its sunshine and t shirt weather and the next, it’s raining and bitterly cold. I do like the lighting though.
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wokeandwoofing
wokeandwoofing@wokeandwoofing·
As a nonbinary person you must do everything you can to ensure people take you seriously, such as: -Dying your hair bright blue. -Developing an unhealthy obsession with Anime. -Crying whenever someone says your name wrong. -Filming yourself having a breakdown in your car.
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Bev Turner
Bev Turner@beverleyturner·
"Event 201 in 2019 was a pandemic exercise and it was attended by Dr Fauci." - CIA officer whistleblower, James Erdman
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Chris Evans
Chris Evans@Onlyfluffyone·
@Martina Oh dear …. He really needs to stay out of the women’s bathroom… yup he most likely is a wanker …
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Chris Evans
Chris Evans@Onlyfluffyone·
Oh dear …. Maybe we don’t actually want that shit….
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