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if nha by Air,Road,train or sea i absolutely know that ishallah i will leave Nigeria 😭😭

@ObiefunaOnyinye @charles_watts Happy birthday brr we're all on this level

@charles_watts Same thing happened to me. I woke up today thinking about Arsenal and I almost forgot that today is my birthday

Went to bed, thinking about the football. Woke up about five times through the night, thinking about the football. Got up this morning, thinking about the football. It's just all consuming. This season, it's going to be the end of all of us I swear 😂

@PoojaMedia @stoiccpath 😂😂

@stoiccpath Omo

Mr. Banks didn't even bet on his club, Chelsea but on Man City cos of dislike for Arsenal. 🤣 At least if you lose money, you will know it's on your club. Chelsea lost, Man City drew & losing N10M to an Arsenal fan 😭 Mess up o

@tj_est1017 see logic,Armed robbery and Hookup how?

Armed robbery has always existed. It’s only women into prostitution that will agree to this your take. Paying for sex is very dumb

IT WILL COST YOU $0 TO RETWEET THIS!😢

This is the picture of the police criminal gang leader who intercepted me at Ajao junction on Wednesday morning being 22nd of April, 2026 while going to work at exactly 05:55am. I saw a colleague by name Comrade chinedu . As i cleared to pick him up, they double crossed me with korope bus without reg number. They forced my colleague out of my vehicle and forcefully collected my key from me and pushed me to the back seat and three of them jumped inside my vehicle all dressed in police uniform, well armed and one on mask. They drove off and turned under NAHCO bridge and headed towards Mile 2. On getting to Cele express, they cleared before the bridge and forced me to transfer the sum of 200k into a named first Bank acct and this transfer was made at gunpoint at exactly 6 29am.Immediately they confirmed the alert, they all jumped down from my vehicle and fled into their korope and zoomed off towards Mile 2. Attached below is the receipt of transaction and the picture of their leader. I reported the incident at the police station, showing them the picture of the gang's team lead but the Nigerian police force has not been forthcoming in their investigation. ✍🏽Aare Feyisayo

pls is stat real?

Now this part of X is hilarious 😂😂

enough of this potable nd Efe clout make i go post female heels for Status abeg

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

Valkings don see tools

Tinubu government No light = Rice No water=Rice Insecurity=Rice Fuel is expensive =Rice Tinubu you cannot Rice your way out of bad Leadership!!! TINIBU gtf out of that sit you're not capable.

@LASTBORNO1 @Wizarab10 nice quote tho,but just struggling to understand how it correlates with actual tweet?🤔

@Wizarab10 Love was never free you just weren’t the one paying before. You’re not mad at transactions, you’re mad the terms are no longer in your favor.

If you want to be paid for loving your family, don't have one. It is okay to be unmarried and childless. You people are becoming unlovingly dull.

This young man, Justice Crack, went viral a few days ago for exposing the killing of a 24-year-old NYSC Corper in Abuja, allegedly by men of the Nigerian Military. Today, he is missing. What kind of country is this?🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Mtn own is just too much

A video compilation of him balling @Nsukka_okpa

@Nsukka_okpa @Wizarab10 abeg give my kid brother a chance boss,boy is very good at what he does🙏🏽🙏🏽

I carry player go trial. E fail the trial woefully, For my front oh. E fail am. For invited scout front. For ex super eagles front. E just dey fall for ground. Ball reach to play penalty, Na only him PK them catch. E come dey ask me when be next trial. If I nod you.

@imbusyyall @maxvayshia i think he had died before tho,he wrote it on his Nairaland acct

@maxvayshia You know how crazy it is when your fellow human being that’s never died before tell you something that will happen afterlife. It’s even crazier when you think of people who will foolishly believe it

One day, i will write about the REAL danger of masturbation and addiction to porn. The danger doesn’t lie in tbe physical at all. It all lies in the hereafter. After you pass on from this earth. Till then, you would actually feel little or no consequence. This is what makes it deadly.

This!!!

i just imagined if there were no twitter, i’d be watching atilogwu festivals and learning how to bake cassava bread on nta, thinking the country is safe.

@blaccmajek that ball came to his weaker foot nha

How did Odegaard forget how to score?