Jade

Only cause IG saw it first

They got Sydney Sweeney doing Godzilla porn on Euphoria. wrap this shit up man

again, get this white girl off my screen 🙄

Getting increasingly difficult to watch #Euphoria while Black

Get this white girl off my screen. Omg #euphoria

Not all exes are bad. I’m someone’s ex and I’m an absolute legend

we in our 30s… start - looking at ya poop - crying regularly to release stress (trust me it’s not that deep) - BREATHING voluntarily (follow the 20-20-20 rule & inhale/exhale)

i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday... but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAM 😩😩😩

Beta-alanine (1600mg btw) on an empty stomach feels like crack. Well, I’d imagine 🫠

Protein and fiber runs (ruins) my life.

Biggest lesson I learned this month? Any workout can be a lower back and hip flexor workout if my form is off.

is it me or is it hella disrespectful to keep Fez alive? #euphoria

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

Okay, done. I need a map, a flowchart, and a spiritual advisor to figure out what’s happening. I don’t know if I’m entertained simply from how good @Zendaya cosplays a lesbian.

21 mins in. Is the plot in the room with us? Because I’m fighting for my life trying to keep up.

Just turned on Euphoria S3 EP 2. They betta have figured it out from EP 1.

@Ravenismeee Attention chiiiilllee

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.

Sundays without football just upset me.

girl whatever at least we not pregnant

@realmfberlin A carrot cafe inspired cinnamon roll

deep down what you want rn?

I didn’t realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein.