Fast Eddy Trading & Contrarian Takes

How to retire off $1000. 1. Buy SnP CFDs at 0.01 lots with a hypothetical BLOW UP stop loss not placed at a cost -averaged price below 1700. YOLO. Stop loss = who cares. Bread lines. Set take profit at retirement. Add along the way. PRAY. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.

NOW - King Charles: "My ministers will also proceed with the introduction of Digital ID."

💥NEW: Parliamentary documents prove the Trudeau Government deliberately gutted Canada’s worker safety laws to ram through a COVID vaccine that could never pass health and safety standards. The record is clear, the betrayal is documented, and it's time for justice!

Canada’s “Warren Buffett,” Bruce Flatt, CEO of Brookfield Corporation, says they have been planning a global economic reset by “rewiring” the world economy into an entirely new system, creating a new world economy. He says the main goal is to lay the foundations for artificial intelligence and massive data center infrastructure. “To basically rewire the world for the new economy that’s coming.” “We’re just rewiring the world.”

I honestly believe the COVID vaccine destroyed many people's brains.

Canadiens are 1-1 in their last 2. Canadiens are 2-2 in their last 4. Canadiens are 3-3 in their last 6. Canadiens are 4-4 in their last 8. Canadiens are 5-5 in their last 10. Canadiens are 6-6 in their last 12. Canadiens are 7-7 in their last 14. This is absolutely insane.

@Tablesalt13 Winter in May? Did you say think you Bill, thank you very much and can you send us some of those ticks as well?

Notice no one cares about global warming anymore because its still winter in May in Canada. Just wait until the first 30 degree day in July, the news will be pumping out video clips of smoke stacks and red suns...... until your bank account is drained by taxes.

Mighty Ducks child actor turned Tether co founder Brock Pierce emailed Epstein "I had a great time with the girls last night" just cut the ribbon at Trumps golden statue ceremony.... The former child actor turned billionaire, has faced multiple accusations of sexual misconduct involving underage boys... In 2017, a lawsuit alleged he and another man abused several minors in the early 2000s...

Ahead of this wildfire season it is always important to remember that Quebec is the only jurisdiction in North America that doesn't spray its forests with glyphosate for "forest management" ..... It lets its fires burn Now.... check out the 2025 fire map:

EXCLUSIVE: TOYOTA AND EXXON CONFIRM TO SUPPLIERS LUBRICANT OIL SHORTAGE INCOMING SHELVES WILL BE EMPTY SOON

@nypost Creepy Demi whure

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

NET ZERO agenda just ENDED in Europe. Canada 🇨🇦 is the last country standing on the planet with its NET ZERO WOKE Agenda

His net worth just dropped -40% due to the market. Have his girlfriend call and ask if he would still love her if she was a worm.

The odds of someone hitting two grand slams in the same inning is basically 1 in 75869795847. In ‘99 Fernando Tatis Sr. did it. He’s the only one in baseball history to ever accomplish this feat

Yes the company is owned by a Jewish family

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: New York jews just raided the synagogue of the tunnel jews in NYC. Apparently there’s an entire anti-israel riot.

Legionnaires’ disease outbreak in Toronto now at 12 cases cp24.com/local/toronto/…

RUMOR: AMERICA COULD BE OUT OF LUBRICANT OIL FOR CARS IN DAYS EXXON AND SHELL HAVE INFORMED THEIR MAJOR SUPPLIERS TO PREPARE FOR EMPTY SELVES OIL CHANGES IN CARS WILL NOT BE POSSIBLE SOON

The biggest DNA companies would routinely sneak in fake "jewish" DNA results by manipulating them into thinking they have jewish genes and therefore feeling sympathy for the poor jews.

You know all elite level sport is fake right? Max Spiers was taken out for revealing masonic secrets. Organisations, clubs, coaches, players, agents, refs, commentators, pundits, betting organisations, advertisers & media are all involved. All owned & controlled by the Illuminati