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My silly lil tweet thread dragon hoard: Disclaimer: I'm usually unserious and just having borderline crackish fun most of the time 💙💙💙

#EthanWinters #ResidentEvilVillage

yeah

find love and let it kill you.

as a person who already assumes she deserves Cosmic Punishment, i would be no fun whatsoever for jigsaw. Yeah man, I’m fundamentally evil. No arguments. Strap me into the Chest Exploder 3000

there's something soooo hot abt an alpha using their body weight to immobilize the omega underneath them...keeping them from fussing and trashing around, nuzzling the back of the omega's neck with their cheek to calm them down before biting down on their scent gland...

this edit is so serious to me

witness

gerry #tmafanart

i got high last night and thought it would be funny to make a shitty goofy animatic of grace showing rocky "cats: the musical", and it's still shitty but somehow ended up not being so goofy :/ #gracerocky

i spy the light going out of your blue eyes #thevampirelestat #iwtv

Half of fandoms are performative on their action of liking fictional women because fandoms today think that liking women is some kind of moral obligation and not a natural thing

my cousin had a string quartet play at his wedding and right before the ceremony started my uncle says [basically at normal speaking volume too loud for a church] I feel like I'm on the fucking titanic

i’ll kiss every inch of your grief.

some say the loving and the devouring are all the same thing.

my love will kill you; please understand this.

my hands shake. i kiss his cheeks, his brow, it will be over soon. i do not look at his eyes, i do not cry, this i can spare him.

yes, i know every secret you thought too dark to tell me, and love you more for everything you feared might make me love you less. when you cry i guide your tears toward the garden of kisses i once planted on your cheek, so you know they are all perennials.

Rereading old fics and cringing at them is normal and expected. Encouraging, even. Now, rereading old fics and experiencing a stab of fear (irrational or otherwise) that you will never be able to cook like that again? That's terrifying. Soul-crushing. It's happening to me.

“communication is key” but no one talks about how scary real communication is. it’s not cute texts and long calls. it’s “here’s where you hurt me here’s what I need here’s what I’m afraid to say” it’s swallowing pride risking rejection, choosing honesty over comfort.