OJ✨

I’ve decided to use Twitter to keep track of any song I discover and love depending on my mood✨🫶🏿

Whether you like it or not, your votes matter. Please don’t give up on the country, we have to vote in the next election. If you’ve not gotten your PVC, please go and register at inecnigeria.org. Collect your PVC, Collect your power. #GoNigeria

My contribution to Nigeria’s development is that I’ve never watched a Jarvis and Peller video.

U done lose the olodos at “euphemism”

"Add to cart" Someone that isn't expecting money from anywhere. 😭😭😭😭😭

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

Every single part of your daily peace is governed by politics. If you're holding onto a cracked screen because phones now cost millions or you can't buy shawarma without doing mathematics, you are feeling the real-world weight of state failure. Everything is politics.

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

Major cheat code for life: Assume good things are still ahead. You are not behind. You are not too late. You are not disqualified by your past. One new season can change the entire story. Keep showing up with belief. The best chapters are often written after the hardest ones.

the way my face lights up whenever i watch a romcom is proof that no matter how avoidant i act, i'm still a lover girl at the end of the day

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

All these calculations before buying useful stuff are killing me.😭💔

@Twinkle_aunt Happy birthday pretty woman🎈✨🎊

Happy birthday Tamunotonye, may all things be bright and beautiful for you. ✨✨

Call me weird but I love 9-5 jobs I love having a steady source of income (salary) every month end🙂‍↔️

"Do you all mind if we cancel?" Me;

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

I love romcoms because they feed into my delusions sm. Like yes, this is possible. Yes, I can have it 🧍🏼‍♀️

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

when people ask for book recs i panic and forget every single good book i’ve read