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When it was “Black Lives Matter,” they were saying:
“No. All Lives Matter.”
Now it’s Black History Month, and they’re saying:
“What about White History Month?”
Even the head of my dick ain’t this sensitive.
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OptimusJack
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OptimusJack
@Optimusjack89
Every bad thing that you’ve ever heard about me is not true. I’m actually worse.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2009
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When Trump dies, I will apologize to absolutely no fucking body because the shit I’m gonna say and do is gonna be amazing. 🎊 🍻
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Dear Facebook, IG, Snapchat, Threads…etc.
Yes, I see the people who pop up under “Suggested Profiles,” “People You May Know,” “Suggested For You,” and all of that.
I just don’t give a fuck about them.
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Just make sure that you have someone clean up Elon’s piss and shit afterwards. He’s gonna be doing a lot of it.
Jon Stewart@jonstewart
Come on the show!! We’ll talk about how self deprecating we both are!!
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Only in the mind of MAGA does this world exist where you can’t go outside and enjoy yourself with your friends and family.
Legendary levels of delusion.
Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84
Me too.
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“Sinners only won because this person is and that person is and these people are black.”
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Josh is asking because he’s never been around one.
Josh Hawley@HawleyMO
What is a woman, Gavin?
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First of all, abortions aren’t done a day before birth. Secondly, Infanticide is illegal in all 50 states.
Dale Partridge@dalepartridge
It’s manslaughter if you give birth but then suffocate the baby in a trash bag. It’s “women’s health” if you do it the day before birth and rip the baby’s skull apart.
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These people really think that Zohran Mamdani is gonna go hijack a plane and crash it into a building lol
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Less than 25 years apart
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Dear Iran,
I can assure you that none of us reasonable people here in California support Trump. In fact, we hate him so much that we’ll give you his address:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500
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I don’t know what this little stand is for above the toilet paper but I’m putting my phone on it while I wipe my ass.
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3 people shot at the grand opening of Marathon Burger in Downtown Long Beach today. This is why we can’t have nice things.
Beyond ridiculous.
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Trump’s parents look like they’re a part of the Leatherface family.
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I’ve realized that during this first day of the Pokemon Go Kalos Tour that everyone just wants Mega Dragonite. Nobody gives a fuck about Mega Victrebell or Mega Malamar at all.
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There’s always a tweet. Or in the case of this madman, tweets.
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I see a massive improvement so what’s the problem?
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Alternate reality where Elon didn't buy 𝕏
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Everyone remember when they brought Jesse and James into Pokémon Go and you could battle them? They should do that with gym leaders, starting with Kanto.
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She speaking from experience, ya know…
Nicki Minaj@NICKIMINAJ
Your favorite artist has been practicing rituals in a satanic cult where they take babies from other countries & mutilate & kill them as a form of a blood sacrifice to their God. You see, when your master is satan, you must constantly shed blood. However, the JIG IS UP.
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