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How come old men scream when they sneeze? You scared the whole dang restaurant Harold

@FineLineMPLS @wearetheunion @catbiteband @KillLincoln Happen to have set times?

Tonight in the Fine Line: Doors at 7:00pm, show start at 8:00pm with @wearetheunion, @catbiteband, @KillLincoln, and J. Navarro & the Traitors. $25 GA tickets and $40 reserved balcony tickets available at the door. 18+ show.

I wanna tear these titty tassels off and screw like a boy frog

the city of Los Angeles has banned the sale of flavored vapes. I suggest they take it one step further and kiII my parents in front of me

@jakethornton School of Lofi Beats to Study To

Make a movie title less intense. I'll go first. Mission: Possible.

@jakethornton The Day the Earth Just Kept Spinnin

@jakethornton Burnin Gas Ball Spats

@jakethornton The girl with the magical lizard tat

@supremeipadbaby …their clit?

1:1 remake. Same aesthetic, all the same sounds, same away message system, and all of the bots will have stupid screen names like “BimpLizkit6969” or “skootermcdooter123”

With chat bots being as advanced as they are nowadays I’d like to request an AOL Instant Messenger emulator

@onkelchrispy I’m in

@GABILLIAM @SeanASaldana @hotgirlhanfran But it is a fun beat saber level, just sayin

elon musk did to twitter what brendon urie did to panic! at the disco

@onkelchrispy Love you man

@CATCOTW How bout just one or two instrumentals?

If Twitter really is going down, I just want you to know there never was an album 🫣

Advice: if you're at a formal dinner, tuck your butt cheeks into your asshole.

I’ve been reading all my past tweets to Kim. Can’t believe I’ve been able to take my Twitter material on the road

sure, yo girl’s a keeper but is she a Lisa Frank trapper keeper?

This next group is a Counting Crows tribute band. Give it up for, Taking Inventory of Ravens! #tributebandnames

@embarrassedhere Everybody wants to feel stuff between their toes yk?

@OOCHorrorDeaths Ok but what is the context?