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@Arch_Nkatha Naona Ngoso sio ya mdomo chako

As a big girl, i'm calmer now. After going thru' so much overwhelming things in life, you just learn to breath in and out.

@KWEYUSNR Nikupate ukikula hio ufala tena, there will be no words, uppercuts left right. Stay warned 🤝🏽

That kavaga bullshit of flour imefanya kidogo nikule mchele bana . Nijikute naskiza advice ya mtu tena 😂😂kuwa mluhya ni ngumu sana.

Huku tulimalizia. Mtuite kazi, Niko njaa. Kenya power waliamua hawataleta DPs.😆😆

@mwendesusu The engineer who designed that stairs factored in burning car load? 🤨

Terrible accident on Mbagathi Way. A car is on fire on the flyover!!! I can't imagine how fast someone was going to fly off the road onto the flyover! Craziest thing I've ever seen!

Google wants to discontinue the legacy Google Earth Pro desktop app and will block new downloads starting June 25, 2027. Google wants everyone to use the web and mobile versions, citing a better user experience with the web and mobile versions. What it means: Your older desktop app will still work, but it will not get new updates. Alternatives to Google Earth Pro desktop include ArcGis Earth, and Marble.

@ww_nab Everything happens for a reason. Change that with 'you hope you're doing the right thing.'

Just drafted my first ever resignation letter, it is times like these that you hope you are doing the right thing. There is always a first time for everything, I guess. To the future!

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Kuwakumbusha tu. Get that plot today. Invest in soil. But have me around so that you don't get conned. Land transactions in Kenya are brutal. Without proper due diligence and paperwork utanunua hewa. Ama shamba ya serikali ama road reserve.

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I was told I apparently don’t tell people enough about what I do, so here is a snippet of an electrical layout and plumbing layout by me😅

@Arch_Nkatha @its_pabloh1 Speaking from recent past experience

@its_pabloh1 Sleeping positions. If they are sleeping on their back, wake them up and ask them to sleep on the side

Is there a polite way to tell my partner that their snoring is destroying my sleep every night?

@PetroMnyika Endelea kuwacha Glock mtaani, shidako

Wakora wamenishika Tao. Just because I am going home. When time comes I won't hesitate 😡

Our Criminal Defence Counsel Kiptoo of Thuranira Kiptoo and Thuranira Advocates LLP @Kiptoowakili1

And @SakajaJohnson you’re STILL a lil bitch

@lindahoguttu @NPSOfficial_KE Kujitetea 💷

Nimejitetea hapo Bunyala nikapita….hakuna magari na watu Tao…but this an own goal by @NPSOfficial_KE

Police got all the time to kill that’s nowonder wanaitwa sergeant 💔

You guys are damn keen😂

This is a simple thing. Produce your own publication countering all the "in 6 months.." promises that were front page of the newspaper. Just go bar for bar and show how they were wrong. You don't have to tweet as if you are entirely helpless. Haha.

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.