Jared A. Conti, bearded bookseller

Gots me a weird little eBay store going. Check 'er out! ebay.com/usr/theoracula…

Briefly surfacing from bookmontage to share a suggestion. If lCE is hitting hard near you, like here, rides to work, grocery runs, & school runs are HUGELY helpful to a lot of people. Let someone adjacent to the community know, if you don't know affected people directly.

@ClassicGIJoe I don't think I have ever seen this figure.

Helicopter Assault Trooper. Code Name: AIRBORNE. First appeared on toy store shelves in 1983. ROLL CALL: Have him / had him / want him?!

@CBwordstuff Hiya, doll! ✨️🖤👑

@OracularBeard Hello, stranger. 🖤👑

"When a traumatic experience overwhelms our psyche, articulating it brings back order. Poetry condenses our chaotic emotions into words, giving form to formlessness. It imposes a start, a middle, and an end; it forces a rhythm, meter, and verse. In doing so, poetry modulates our neuroendocrine, neuroimmune, circulatory, and other systems to bring back healing." time.com/7325425/poetry…

@nikki__noir OOF

“life gets sticky, life can bruise sometimes you win, sometimes you're losing no matter what it brings don't worry 'bout a thing” 💋

@poetjohncompton Woa.

@cherrywerm Super cool.

@cherrywerm There was one we haunted on South Side in Pittsburgh where they'd throw toys into your mixed drinks, give you candy necklaces. Never took enough advantage of that.

@404b0m1 A bomi mommy?

any good boys looking for a mommy?

@TheVallyD Weird!

The 1962 movie “Zotz!”, about an absentminded professor who gets superpowers via a strange medallion, features one of the *strangest* performances I’ve ever seen in my life. Tom Poston in this flick is weirder than Malkovich, Walken, Jesse Plemons, whomever.

@sxdgirldiaries Nonononono

@1MissWrite OOF.

You read my profile, right? I am 100% brat.

@QuietDesolxtion @sxdgirldiaries SO GLAD I'm not a woman. I can't even imagine...

@QuietDesolxtion @sxdgirldiaries GOLLY.

@1MissWrite *LOTS of orgasms.

Depends on the relationship. Assuming romantic/sexual. Honesty. Trust. Communication. Orgasms.

@sxdgirldiaries 🖤🖤🖤

@Spell_boundd Golly.

@RubySHDeux FIRE.

@sxdgirldiaries The family is gone for the weekend. I'm sure to be up to no good...

@cherrywerm About time.