Monique Angel

Monday Morning. Guck. moniqueangel.com

I'm self-employed. And I give myself regular rest breaks. Can I expense claim my Nintendo Switch accessories?

My sister got me to sign up for Bumble when I visited her in New Zealand. I told her it would end up in disaster unless there was an option to tick: "Are you looking for individuals with a common interest in so-called conspiracy theories". 😂 I mean why would you opt for romance when you could have yourself a co conspirator, right?👍🏼

@john_jseagraves Sorry for your loss. May your memories bring you comfort and keep him alive for you after his physical passing.

So there! Boss in the Arcane Keep. Righto. Back to shoring up my finances. Bit like Jerome Powell really but without the recalcitrant overseer.

Major back of the envelope accounting fail on a construction site lol: Trump: "It's the two point seven billion is now three point one"! Powell shaking is head 😂: "You just added in a third building, that's what that is"! Trump doesn't miss a beat but carries on insouciantly, backed by Senator Tim Scott, (R-S.C) intent on his mission to pull down interest rates. Trump won't fire Powell lol. Obv just getting in target practice prior to visiting EU brown noser Keir Starmer 😂

Does anybody else experience role reversal with their teenagers? "Congrats son on getting your driver's permit. Come visit and we can go do burnouts in a gravel pit in Killeen". "Sounds dangerous Mom. And so last century". "Aww, you're probably right son. And no one drives a stick shift anymore anyway, dang it. Wanna drive to Mall of America instead"? "It's only seventeen hours away". "Life is not Mallrats, Mom. But if you're stuck on Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, I can help you with that". I swear this conversation took place and I did not bribe him to watch Mallrats. Not the first time anyway. If he doesn't come visit, I'm getting a goldfish. And naming it Silent Bob 👍🏼

Hello World! I'm back! What's happening? Are people still hating on Meghan Markle? 😎

“Truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself.” Still my favorite quote, tonight it feels even more poignant. I grew up in communism and the day this account was suspended I lost faith in the system. Tonight is a win for the Republic!

@TaraBull808 Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

We're allowed to say Merry Christmas, say it back ❤️

Why the fuck are we sending billions to Ukraine? Serious question.

@Snowden Would love your take on here twitter.com/i/spaces/1MYxN…

@CraneTaffey Lifestyle block owners were particularly hard hit by regulations and increases.

@CraneTaffey They started this years ago with the amalgamation of the Aucland cities. Some landowners immediately had their rates hiked astronomically. Forcing them to sell larger plots of land.

Fucken oath.

@LeaderMcConnell Bringing War to everyone. Christmas 2022!

Continuing our support for Ukraine is morally right, but it is not only that. It is also a direct investment in cold, hard, American interests.

@mtaibbi Goody.

As I wrote last night on Substack, I'm in San Francisco, working on the Twitter story. In an effort to be a fully-present Dad on the holiday tomorrow, I'm going to empty some #TwitterFiles notes throughout the morning.

Good morning, and happy holidays to all!

@JohnnaCrider1 Memes and coffee!

All I want for Christmas is for someone to send me a meme or two.

@IanJamesSeale @NovElection2024 @jhsmith156 Totally wrong. This year the World is celebrating war instead of Christmas!

@NovElection2024 @jhsmith156 Something just doesn't sit right with the war in Ukraine, the West's approach to it, and Zelensky himself. I can't put my finger on it, but it feels like there's a lot of manipulation going on, and the Time Magazine cover and visit to Washington is part of it. Its more complex.

Which side are you on?

Merry Conspiracy-mas! 👍🏼😇

@joncoopertweets My favorite one 👍🏼😀

Which GOP member of Congress didn’t graduate from high school, was arrested twice, spent time in jail, married a sex offender, and then tried to overthrow the U.S. government?