Ordovick | Coming Early 2026!

Greetings citizens of Dragonsbell, my name is Ordovick Blythe and I'm pleased to meet you. I represent the adventurer's guild and will be your entertainment for the foreseeable future. I eagerly await meeting you all.

Sometimes when I'm about to shitpost I remember that I have people I actually talk to and work with that follow me

@alien_mixture It's dry, vs the more humid air of the east coast

What is in the air in California? I was there almost all week, hair did good, skin was flawless! I get back to the east coast, acne upon landing and hair gets greasy in an hour! I might have to move

@Portergauge I feel that, I miss those old 2h weapon windfury procs

I yearn so deeply for Enhancement Shamans to get the ability to use two-handed weapons again. We've gotten weapon appearance options back for Rogues, Warriors, Warriors, and Hunters with Midnight, Enhancement is the last one left.

@LudoHowls Manifesting a job 🙏

Some of you may not know but I was laid off from my job in the game industry (after moving states for it) again this year… I’ve been searching for a new job and after hundreds of apps, I finally got one response to do an assessment to even get to an interview. Send help pls

@ValiantValorie I like them too. People really are quick to forget how vehemently hated the prequels were when they came out and now it's "I always loved them"

Unpopular opinion: I like the sequels

@LuciiNyaa Yup, story of my life

Sometimes i just stop texting people to see if they will ever text me. Turns out, they wont.

@kobisabiVA Sorry I'll unfollow and fix it

Who fuggin followed me I was at 69 😞

@Ainastrasza It will remain in my spellbook alongside the visage button

Anyone out there who doesn't use this and remains a Dracthyr, I will kiss you directly on the lips. You have a strong bloodline.

@MintzeyMoon Uhhhh the annoying orange

Gun to your head, name a Vtuber 🔫

@DelphikiJu19228 @Hitchslap1 One meal a day actually slows down your metabolism, if you're wanting to lose weight and burn calories faster, it's better to do multiple small meals throughout the day.

It’s the simplest thing and the people who need to hear it most can’t or won’t. Just stop eating. Especially stop eating crap but mostly just stop eating. Work your way down to one big meal a day, lots of protein like a steak (of course). If they don’t want to do that just cut sugar. The average overweight person could drop tens of pounds within weeks by cutting out sugary crap.

I’ve often wondered about this. How is it possible to be in a caloric deficit and not lose weight?

@FlorkOfCows Smash

@AerlyaGraphics @ErenBlackEdits

Seeing lots of pregnancy announcements so this is my reminder I have this 🤠 Men are welcome too!

@pokorakun I have a bunch from my cat freaking out for no reason, she was abandoned by her mother really early so she never learned how to hold those claws back 🫠

does anyone else have scars on their fingers for dumb reasons? i have one from recycling soda cans with my cousin and another one from cutting veggies while drunk

@Portergauge As an evoker player now, I couldn't care less about this, I want my transmogs in dragon form

The new Battle Visage for Evokers is pretty smooth (even if the camera adjustments are still WIP), I absolutely foresee this being the default option for most players.

@x3Dustco Almost every day

I'll probably delete this later, but do you ever feel like people like you but you're no one's favorite? Like when friends hang out and you're not the person people invite right away or think about at all? Probably just brain worms... 🪱🪱🪱

@WarcraftMeme Nah he just camped inside a tornado

Did Malfurion felt the damage in Cataclysm? #warcraft

@kamikokana Spectrum never fails to (un)impress

(it's my internet. i hate u spectrum .....)

you know something BAD is gonna happen when i try to be consistent with streaming

@ValiantValorie Do it, take the plunge

Should I drink this?

@MessVioleteyes @WarcraftMeme Yes, people are stupid

@Ordovick @WarcraftMeme Except it can't fly. It hovers in place.

Am I the only one who feel this was done purely for shock Value? #warcraft

I've never seen a website so consistently and completely break a core feature and just refuse to fix it. I feel like they're doing it on purpose at this point.