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OregonLawGuy

@OregonLawGuy

Baltimore guy now in the PNW. Raising kids that will change the world (maybe even for the better). Continuously setting retirement goals.

Northwest Katılım Kasım 2010
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Candice@TherapyCandice·
Happy Thursday! 💛😈
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
Them: Amend your med mal complaint to make it more definite and certain. Me: No. Them: The judge said to. Me: No he didn't. Them: This will cause wasteful motions practice. Me: You get paid hourly.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
@kevin_parks She was kind enough to share with me. She’s also amazing at matching games. I’m raising Rainman.
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Kevin Parks@kevin_parks·
@OregonLawGuy Did he eat all his winnings? Maybe time for the next family lesson — a viewing of New Jack City, say, comes to mind…
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
The 8 year old is really good at black jack and we are now out of marshmallows.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
If JFK Jr was still alive would we have been able to skip all this Trump bullshit?
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
About to have a call about a dispute over a cat. If I make it through this without cracking up or saying something completely inappropriate I deserve a prize.
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Miss Esq 👩🏻‍⚖️🍑💅🏻
when my inbox gets past a certain point (200+), i sort it from oldest to newest and delete a bunch and just pray. is that just me?
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
Trying to convince 8 year old she can do my job. Explained that she just needs to click reply and type “no” then hit send.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
Coffee is going to be expensive, isn’t it?
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
So he wants to make tips tax free? Sweet. How are we changing our fee agreements, law folks?
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
@asj519 Like I needed another reason to hate the Yankees.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
@NotAnyUse Summer day, hammock, paperback book on your chest, perfect breeze.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
@sleepy_lawyer Not yet, but apparently he mentioned it yesterday his speech that I ignored.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
Didn’t snow down there when it was called the Gulf of Mexico. Just saying.
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OregonLawGuy@OregonLawGuy·
OC: Do you intend to respond to my email of January 15, 2025? Me: Upon receipt of your response to my email from 12/4/24. Moral of the story: Fuck off.
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Legally Brunette✨
Legally Brunette✨@educatednstoned·
Had the WEIRDEST dreams last night and I normally never dream
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