OregonLawGuy

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Happy Thursday! 💛😈

Them: Amend your med mal complaint to make it more definite and certain. Me: No. Them: The judge said to. Me: No he didn't. Them: This will cause wasteful motions practice. Me: You get paid hourly.

@kevin_parks She was kind enough to share with me. She’s also amazing at matching games. I’m raising Rainman.

@OregonLawGuy Did he eat all his winnings? Maybe time for the next family lesson — a viewing of New Jack City, say, comes to mind…

The 8 year old is really good at black jack and we are now out of marshmallows.

If JFK Jr was still alive would we have been able to skip all this Trump bullshit?

About to have a call about a dispute over a cat. If I make it through this without cracking up or saying something completely inappropriate I deserve a prize.

Can they meet in hell?

@sleepy_lawyer Brilliant idea. Thank you.

when my inbox gets past a certain point (200+), i sort it from oldest to newest and delete a bunch and just pray. is that just me?

Trying to convince 8 year old she can do my job. Explained that she just needs to click reply and type “no” then hit send.

Coffee is going to be expensive, isn’t it?

So he wants to make tips tax free? Sweet. How are we changing our fee agreements, law folks?

@asj519 Like I needed another reason to hate the Yankees.

I heard this week on TikTok that TJX stores (Marshalls, TJ Maxx, and Homegoods) are big Trump supporters. That one hurt

Hey America, if you wanted to vote for something orange that actually lowered food prices you should have voted for the Orioles.

@NotAnyUse Summer day, hammock, paperback book on your chest, perfect breeze.

@sleepy_lawyer Not yet, but apparently he mentioned it yesterday his speech that I ignored.

@OregonLawGuy oh did we already change the name? i havent been following the EOs bc i’m trying to dissociate.

Didn’t snow down there when it was called the Gulf of Mexico. Just saying.

OC: Do you intend to respond to my email of January 15, 2025? Me: Upon receipt of your response to my email from 12/4/24. Moral of the story: Fuck off.

@educatednstoned What was it about?

Had the WEIRDEST dreams last night and I normally never dream