Omni💫

that one girl who enjoys her own company without anyone:

The Akara woman makes 5,000 profit everyday. You get paid 150K every month But you think you are better than her because there is AC in your office? 😂😂😂 You have forgotten that you spend 45,000 on transport and at the end of the day she has more disposable cash than you

“I was sacked today because I refused to lead the opening prayer. As the new staff I was called out to lead the opening praying, I refused because I had already deconstructed from Christianity. They sacked me the following day.” — Man laments.

men are lowkey just girls when they know they’re attractive 💀

Curiosity makes me ask: why is it that Nigerian babies don’t look as clean and fine as this, no matter how gorgeous the couples are? When you look at foreign babies, there’s this stunning look they give that you just don’t see in ours. Why?

He’s dumb to a fault.. All that acquired skill and ZERO common sense. You have to study your environment and act accordingly.. Na yankee you think say you dey wey you go fit sue them ? Aren’t you aware of your reg!ion ? Finding yourself in a workplace with their own ethics and trying to form woke there is just dumb He would have had an argument if he practiced another reli!gion and was forced to pray the Chr!stian way Just as salvation is a personal journey, deconstruction should be personal as well.. Doesn’t exclude you from workplace ethics.. You weren’t v!olated in any way Come, shey una no get common sense ni.. e shey stupid bayi gan sef ? Educated olodo uprising.

So Two Nigerian men got married yesterday and homophobes are all over their page crying like bushbabies, I enjoyed every bit of their tears 😂 Congratulations to the newlywed couple🌈 lots of Love and happiness ♥️

A calvície masculina recebe bilhões a mais em investimentos para pesquisa do que a endometriose.

I think she’s the one influencing Tinubu’s wickedness. Behind a terrible man, there’s an evil woman.

Bro had only one job 😭🤦‍♂️💔

Unpopular opinion: Apple needs a massive price hike this year. Seeing a base iPhone in everyone's hand has completely ruined the vibe. Bring back the days when it was an actual status symbol for the elite in India.

Why is it so hard for billionaires to admit they had some advantage that boosted them instead of all these motivational kinni.

I refuse to accept that Samuel Banks content is part of the Olodo Uprising. That guy is not an Olodo. Do you know what it takes to come up with different characters with different scenarios and behaviours and still make it entertaining?

Olodo uprising But you wey nor be olodo believed that a big fish swallowed Jonah for 3 days and vomit him back.

Simi entee her man Temi enter her man Simi dapson enter her man Now motara dey enter her man for the 99th again if you like allow your wife use social media.