Sober Sal

Suck it Johnny Depp. Check out the giraffe I made.

@FalconryFinance Damn you Joel for making me take the side of the Lambo guy. Thank you for your service Joel, but suck a dick.

the fatigue is real

@atrupar Typical. Two demons pandering to idiots. 😇

Q: On the SAVE America Act, voter fraud is incredibly rare. According to Heritage, there have only been a few hundred cases of fraud out of hundreds of millions of votes. So is it worth it to risk millions of Americans from voting? LEAVITT: No need to boo. It's an honest question. First of all, I have not seen the data you provided. But why are you okay with any voter fraud?

This is how a child loses trust in their parents; - Asks a genuine question. Gets dismissed. - Shares excitement about something. Gets mocked. - Comes home with a problem. Gets lectured instead of heard. - Cries. Gets told to stop being dramatic. - Fails at something. Gets compared to someone else. - Achieves something. Parents barely look up. - Tries to talk. Parent is on the phone. - Learns that home is not a safe place to be honest. - Starts hiding things. - No quality time. Only correction. - No "I'm proud of you" without a condition attached. - No listening without an agenda. - No apology when the parent is wrong. - No curiosity about who the child actually is. - Child raises themselves emotionally. - Grows up. Moves away as fast as possible. - Calls home out of obligation, not love. - Becomes a stranger who shares blood. And the parent wonders why their child never opens up. To raise a child who actually trusts you, do this; - Put the phone down and look them in the eyes when they talk. - Ask questions about their world without judging the answers. - Apologize when you're wrong. They're watching everything. - Celebrate who they are, not just what they achieve. - Make home the safest place they know. - Listen to understand, not to respond. - Show up to the small moments. Those are the big ones. - Tell them you love them without them having to earn it. - Be the person they run to, not from. NON-NEGOTIABLE.

@ShawnFleetwood Gorsuch AI’d “voting loopholes” and ran with it.

Justice Gorsuch grills MS SG Stewart on apparent “contradiction” in Mississippi’s defense of accepting mail-in ballots after Election Day.

New research indicates that fathers build bonds best with their children (and craft secure attachment in them) by "destablizing the child" in a "safe environment. Fathers in the study had a unique ability to make their children laugh and therefore create more perceived safety for the child which led to stronger attachment. Mothers made children feel safe too, usually with repetition and soothing, but the laughing and playing did not make the children as attached as it did when fathers performed it. Several things jump out from this at me: First, a father who is relaxed enough to laugh and play indicates a safe environment. Fathers are biologically the providers of safety, so if dad is relaxed, the world must truly be safe. Children may be picking up on this. Second, being worthy of a father's time and attention is a huge marker for kids. A father's attention may actually mean more in many cases, as we've seen in other studies. The bond with mom is equally as important, but sometimes the bond with mom is taken for granted, where the bond with dad is taken as remarkable due to perceived other demands on his time. What this means: Dads, you've got to be playing with your kids. As silly and disruptive as possible. They need this from you. It's one of the strongest ways they can bond to you. More about the research: psypost.org/laughter-plays…

@JesseBWatters We are so f’n cooked.

Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in SPAIN?”😬😬😬

@FalconryFinance I wanna see the part where the relocated wolf eats him.

@nicksortor This is you.

🚨 LMFAO HOLY CRAP! President Trump just dropped an INSANE one-liner in front of the Japanese PM in the Oval REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? TRUMP: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why did you not tell me about PEARL HARBOR!? Right?" 🤣🔥

@cspan @JoaquinCastrotx @DNIGabbard Watch Tulsi’s blink rate. She knows she is cooked.

Rep. @JoaquinCastroTX: "What does the Intelligence Community assess Israel's goals in this war to be?" @DNIGabbard: "Disabling the Iranian leadership." Castro: "Do you know whether Israel is supportive of the President's goal to make a deal?" Gabbard: "I don't know."

@Spidermonkeyy93 “Let’s take it down a notch” after the dude lost his shirt and his pride. 😂

Golf fight turns into one guy getting put in his place. #fight #Fights

@KeruboSk I don’t want to sleep in a pile of my dead skin cells. Call me crazy 🤪

Apparently there are people who shower at night instead of the morning. I genuinely want to understand this. Night shower people… explain yourselves

@LucifersTweetz How did all the animals from Australia, that are only native to Australia make it to the GD boat?

If you believe all the animals in the world were on a wooden boat, you can’t be taken seriously.

@RT_com 🤔 From what I can tell, the footage appears to have been shot from the air, with the burning debris on the ground as the camera operator flew over it.

MASSIVE FIREBALLS AS AMERICAN KC-135 REFUELLER GOES DOWN IN IRAQ— Sabereen exclusive

@rallynate @BattyMclain @WhiteHouse Odd retarded flex.

Why is the @WhiteHouse posting cringe memes of us dropping bombs on Iran after they just blew up an elementary school full of children? And no I’m not a “libtard” I’m a Jan 6er that voted Trump 3 times, but I didn’t vote for this retarded ass shit.

@AthletesInSpace @JoJoFromJerz They’re all related.

Zoom in on the people in this picture 😭

@bankaikokug0 Just a good old boys…

watched this like 20 times🤣🤣I'm dead asf🤣😂🤣😂

@unlimited_ls The real raw dog and bail.

Man defecates in his hand, throws it away, and walks off as if nothing happened in Laguna Beach

@TheoAshNFL As a Dolphins Fan, I miss Chubb already. The Dude has a lot of heart and works his ass off for his team. I wish him zero success when he is playing Miami.

Easily the worst contract of the offseason no?

@EgbukaEmeka Junior would speak up, if he could.

@MorbidKnowledge Don’t lie you cowards.

In 2019, Jacqueline Ades was arrested after texting a man 159,000 times over 10 months after 1 date. That’s about 530 texts a day. She was found inside the man’s home bathing while he was away on vacation.