Caramel

I don't know who's still around, who's still talking to me, who still wants to talk to me but I'll put it here. Happy Christmas, or Happy Monday if you're not in the mood. From me and sparkling Whitey

No, YOU'RE watching #BigJetTV with a different cat.

No, YOU'RE watching #BigJetTV with the cat. #startasyoumeantogoon

New (old) address from tomorrow if anyone wants it.

Was going to turn over but the cat is watching Winterwatch

@EvelynSawyer the Henry IV part one that goes with the Henry V we saw at the Barbican is on BBC4 at 8.

@SMFRecords Not sure but I want to meet them. Someone who has ignored all the vaccine stuff til now but responds to a badly done, niche 90s reference knock off tweeted on a Sunday afternoon.

Council have gone for a Trainspotting / covid mash up. Time to move.

@kaiserDonna I know my council excel in wasting money but someone actually got paid to write it. #UnbelievableJeff

@OriginalCaramel How cringey is that? 🙈

@SMFRecords I do happily concede that doing all my own shopping and cooking, being an adequate cook and not having to deal with working round a family makes it a lot easier.

@SMFRecords @Blonde_Sazzle Yeah, it all disappears after Christmas. You get pies year round which sort of go and sliced seitan isn't bad. The meat alts are so hit and miss you have to try them all. Quorn nugs - excellent, Quorn sausages - shit.

@SMFRecords @Blonde_Sazzle get on the meat alternatives pronto. If you go for just vegetables straight off then it will be shit. A sainsburys or Vivera fake steak would go lovely with beans and cauliflower cheese. Even the cats eat them. Vegify your fav meaty meals first.

@SMFRecords I'll get the dylon.

@SMFRecords this is my plan for next year if you want to join. Black dress/red fox is taken.

@EvelynSawyer The book is great, hope you like it as much as I did. If you can fit it in around all the charity shop gold you keep finding.

@OriginalCaramel Thank you for the steggie and the book, it was one I had been eyeing up! xx

@balconyshirts mine aren't framed but they are pegged up in the hallway. Too good to have hidden away.

Oh, this is all too much!

@Hillingdon I'd prefer to see the snails rather than @BorisJohnson if I'm quite honest. 🐌

Children at South Ruislip Early Years and Children's Centre were treated with a visit by Uxbridge and South Ruislip MP @BorisJohnson, who met with them and read them a story. The children also showed him their prized African snail collection.

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The #NoMoreJockeys drinking game is taking its toll. Getting a bit fiddly now. 🦄🏆

Actually quite looking forward to this, and I don't mind it. 🦄 #NMJLive #NoMoreJockeys