The Rat Pack

I feel sorry for you people that don't drink. When you get up in the morning that's as good as you're gonna feel all day!

We got a new angel today. Stephen Sondheim, composer of some of the most beautiful songs in history including one of Frank's favorites, "Send In The Clowns", died today at age 91. Not A Day Goes By that we won't miss you, pally!

@tmccutcheon27 Pally, I'm still drunk from Frank's 106th! He usually likes quiet nights for his birthday - a spaghetti dinner and a few Copa Girls for dessert... Oooooooooh!

@OriginalRatPack What are the plans for Frank’s 107th on December 12th?

Don't mind us. There's just been so much talk about busting ghosts lately we're keepin quiet. Don't wanna take no chances! But don't worry - this weekend Smokey's doin some shows in Oklahoma - get your tickets for Sammy in Summerville... Oooooooooh!

Alright pallies, it's been a while. Smokey changed the password again and then we started playin Hide & Go Drink. Smokey hid while I drank... Oooooooooh! What'd we miss?

@Sinatrocetti We don't care if you're a 14 foot tall polka-dot polar bear. You're good people, and that's all that matters!

@OriginalRatPack My bad for failin’a mention that I’m a hardcore tomboy, but thanks an Ocean’s Eleven million just the same, my dearly-beloved pallies! ♥️♥️♥️

Hear ye! Hear ye! This lovely lady here is one of our own. So pour the pretty lady a drink already!

@Sinatrocetti I'm so sorry you've been through the ringer, baby! Anything we can do to put a smile on your face?

@OriginalRatPack No printin’ at all, pally…! Still dealin’ wit’ this chronic pain as best I can…hangin’ in there. My dad died of COVID back on November 15, and hubby and I lost our dearly-beloved cat a day before his birthday and two days before mine back in February; she’d just turned nine.

@OriginalRatPack Hey there, pallies—been a minute! How’s my dearly-beloved Pack doin’?

I need a drink like Facebook needs to turn itself off and back on again...

I'll take "That was quick" for $600...

Jeanne's mother is excited. It's almost Pumpkin Spice Metamucil season! Oooooooooh!

The absolutely incredible, incomparable Tony Bennett has officially retired from performing. We have had no greater thrill in life than watching Tony command the stage and captivate an audience. We love you pally!

@KenBucknerShow I can't be funny on command, pally. It's too hard walking and drinking at the same time. Don't add thinking to the mix! Oooooooooh!

Where was this line at 820am?

I can't go five minutes... Oooooooooh!

@funderbunk702 Be careful, pally. Smokey gets a little slappy sometimes... Oooooooooh! Congratulations!

I need a drink like Mother Nature needs her meds adjusted...

I'd have to say my own... Oooooooooh!

@mclennon99 @Reserve74 Nobody likes a smart ass, pally. That's why they don't send donkeys to college!

@Reserve74 @OriginalRatPack Damn! Sorry Joe. We're ok here in NY

I don't know about you, but I'm ready for a drink or ten.

@michaelnelson01 Oh don't I wish, pally! The only good thing about the heat is the bikinis! I just wish it wasn't Smokey wearing them.... Oooooooooh!

@OriginalRatPack There must be something you guys can do, Dino. The Rat Pack is the epitome of Cool!

It was 117° in Vegas today. Either we moved down south to Hell or Frank pissed Ava off again... Oooooooooh!