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“I’ll tell you what they’ve done when I come back home”

Your favorite TBL team is back again. We shall have Midnight Express for brunch this MatchDay. See you tomorrow. #OneTribeOneMission Powered by: @HONCHOPPL @byron_jerome @KSD_Ug @AHabinyanjja

Chilllllllll.. let my fans get home from work damn !

🚨🚨Kenia SE RETIRA de la OMS porque descubrió que la vacuna contra el tétano estaba combinada con un agente esterilizante. “Ya no podemos darnos el lujo de confiar en la Organización Mundial de la Salud” “Las vacunas han disminuido la fertilidad” El Tribunal Supremo también suspendió la inmunidad procesal de Bill Gates 🔥

This how Michael Corleone was moving at the end of The Godfather I. Attending his nephew's baptism in Church like a responsible member of society, while his hitmen were at that very moment wiping out all his opps.

Anita Among’s corruption has been bad, but the legitimization she got from the Ugandan society has been worse. Our religious bodies, cultural institutions, Rotary clubs etc all institutionalized her thuggery, took her money and cheered her on. Look in the mirror people!!

Magogo’s first wife seeing thing unfold

Also primitive accumulation. @AnitahAmong

I hate the idea that you have to endure pain and suffering to be with someone for a long time. I really rebuke that narrative.

Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm. Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line back to one woman, not one man. And every daughter born continues passing that same line forward. Happy Mother’s day

Mother’s Day is amazing because you never fear you’ll see your mom on someone else’s story. Father’s Day? Scenes bahlali scenes

So you’re telling me there’s someone out there born in 1994 proposing to a 2008 kid ?? I really hope this new pandemic kills all of mankind…I’ve seen enough…

Women's nipples have holes in them that absorb our babies' saliva during breastfeeding and our bodies detect the vitamin levels of our babies. Based on those results our bodies begin to produce extra of the nutrients that our babies are lacking.

“The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice”.- Tupac Shakur.

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

“The mandate of BoU is to promote price stability and a sound financial system. What is the impact of this Bill on price stability if it is passed the way it is? Because of the depreciation of the currency that is likely to occur as an unintended consequence of this Bill, we are likely to have a depreciated currency and the pass-through of imported items into domestic prices is going to raise prices significantly. So, our inflation is going to increase via the depreciation of the exchange rate. That means that we will need to either tighten monetary policy further if we are going to contain inflation, or we allow inflation to go beyond the 5% target if we don’t want to raise interest rates. That’s what we will have to grapple with. This inflation of 3% we have been enjoying is likely to be compromised through currency depreciation.” - Governor Atingi-Ego on the Protection of Sovereignty Bill 2026

"Chairman, a country without reserves is not sovereign. The potential of this Bill to destabilize Uganda’s balance of payments is our primary concern as a central bank. For example, last financial year the overall balance of payment surplus was USD 1.5 billion. That’s how we were able to increase our reserve coverage by USD 1.5 billion. Today as we speak our reserves are close to USD 6 billion. Why? Because these inflows have been coming in. The moment you tamper with these inflows here, we risk running down our reserves, and that is economic disaster for a country.” Governor Atingi-Ego on the Protection of Sovereignty Bill 2026 in an appearance before Parliament today.

Mind you; we have pregnancy announcements, gender reveals, baby showers, photo shoots, parents are carrying cameras to the labour room for content, giving birth announcements, TikTok challenges, some of us make posts about our kids every now and then and y’all applaud us. 😂😂🙌🏽

I’m here thinking about going back to Le bottie

Mbadde manyi Crysto Panda yagude eddalu