Sam Newman

Livable Melbourne - you cannot be serious, the game once known as AFL and the hysteria of analysts, the World under Trump, and Mr Magoo invades the pitch. You Cannot Be Serious.

Our take on our game. Our take on fitness to play it. Why would you take a dog on a plane, and why would an airline think it’s necessary. And the state of our State. You Cannot Be Serious

On this day, remembering my dear friend’s legendary loyalty. Watch off mic at end.

As AFL starts thought we’d test the interchange bench and swing in the Duck and Rombo to opine on coming season. On assignment but will be back next week. You Cannot Be Serious.

Recently departed MAFS contestant spills a little of life on the ratings juggernaut. Moto GP, popular post code, ISIS brides and will bequeathments. Oh, and Trump. You Cannot Be Serious.

The Duck called in sick today. I lie, he didn’t call in - at all! One hander, and was able to point out the ambivalence and stupidity of irrelevant and insignificant occurrences that bedevil the electorate. You Cannot Be Serious.

Laws, Legends, Legacies, Luminaries. All spoken about and dissected on Wayne’s World with the Duck and I. You Cannot Be Serious - now showing.

Is it ok to burn the Ozzy flag? Can you understand why One Nation is on the up? Would you go to Mumbai to watch AFL? Plover chicks, vandalism, lamb ads and ridiculous TV shows. All fair game on You Cannot Be Serious, with Duck Wayne Carey.

Grunting at the Oz Open. DEI Barbie. Titanic AFL. Speed limits. Yabbies. Oz Day. Domestic violence. All these things, and more, were touched on by the mallard himself, Duck Carey, on You Cannot Be Serious.

Plane pets, nits, pub celebs, gays, AI, Treaty tax and Rudd sacked, at last. But Duck Carey is on a mission to get J Mac on podcast as it’s named after him ‘You Cannot Be Serious’

Wayne ‘the Duck’ Carey and I, discussed the virtues of having XY chromosomes. Also you may think odd, but Venezuela. Podcast blackmail grants to push a University-inspired narrative, and the Duck and Chicken show to finish. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne Carey, the Duck, has changed his outlook on life. More measured, more circumspect, more rational - the polar opposite of his co-host. Is it a phase or is it real? We’ll find out next year. You Cannot Be Serious.

Christmas’s are busy for some, but the Duck’s Yule Tide goes to another level. However, he managed to squeeze in opinion on umpires, •05, turbines, AFL, One Nation, Epstein and Trump. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne ‘The Duck’ Carey revealed he prays, but only when necessary, and Christmas is an extremely tiring affair. Retrograde laws ‘reversing centuries of progress’ and ‘creating pernicious inequality’, leveled at the Vict Govt’s indigenous treaty farce. You Cannot Be Serious.

Important issues are being ignored in favour of the irrelevant agendas of the Pol Pot government in Victoria. Bisexuality, umpires, Santa and salesgirl abuse are all things we discussed. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne Carey is the ‘Duck’, if you were unaware. Court appearances, women’s football, space travel, tv ads, Israelis, Pol Pot, One Nation and Trump. All canvassed on You Cannot Be Serious.

If you’d like the Duck’s opinion (and mine) on breakfast, hot foods, beards, women’s football, captains who defect, and Dickie on the world we live in, then listen up. All on You Cannot Be Serious.

Am desperately trying to get the Duck involved in the affairs the State. He’s got sport and general basic life situations covered but things are dire on both sides of the political spectrum so we need him to engage, but don’t want to frighten him away. You Cannot Be Serious.

The Duck attempted to unravel the vagaries of a new strategy the AFL aim to implement for 2026. And the AWFL/AFL co-joining their over lapping seasons, too. Lost connection half way through our chat on Part 2, so I came off the bench and finished up. You Cannot Be Serious.

Rules of engagement and picking success, the Duck breaks down the changing landscape of the AFL and who may bring you joy at Flemington. Plus, the bottom line of the political wilderness Victoria/Australia is in, with Dickie Wolstencroft. You Cannot Be Serious.