Innocent orphan

@MyHalfy80 @Amockx2022 Why would it bother him, when Epstein's youngest victims were teenagers, while Iran forces marriage for prepubescent girls?

@Amockx2022 He’s bringing it up cause you don’t. He’s bringing it up cause it bothers him, like it should you.

THIS IS SIGMA PRO MAX 🗿 Journalist : How long can Iran sustain the closure of Strait of Hormuz? Iran Prof 🇮🇷: "Indefinitely" 🔥 Anchor : But it harms your economy? Iran Prof 🇮🇷: "For Iran this is fight for nation survival, for you it is about Epstien class survival" 🔥 Anchor : Why do you always bring Jeffrey Epstein to the argument? 😭😭 She literally gave up 😂

@Amockx2022 Epstein country pointing fingers about Epstein island.

@nyaraVT Probably asked "Who's the most prolific animal torturer today?"

WAS THE QUESTION “WHO WAS 20000% DONE AFTER THE CONTEXT PUKE”????

@faithandheresy @RonnieAdkins He said, then cried more about Israel.

@RonnieAdkins Why would you be so particularly interested in a country 6,000 miles away?

So imagine you’re fighting a midget. Tough little bastard with tons of friends that are also midgets and you’ve been dealing with them for years, but he’s still a midget. While fighting this midget, you land probably the nastiest Swayze roadhouse roundhouse ever and in the process of him flying across the room, he flails and his foot hits your lip. That hurt. You’re a literal giant. I mean, you’re fine but it’s like…wtf how did you even do that. Anyway this midget is now sprawled out on the ground still flailing and screaming that he’s winning. Still talking a bunch of shit. There’s at least some likelihood that this flailing is gonna boop you a bit again when you move in for more hits from above. You’ll be more careful now, though. God help him if you move in for the ground and pound. Don’t really wanna do that at all. Just gonna make you tired from wailing and his fat cousin is over there just waiting for an opportunity. This is nothing like that, I swear.

@DemonessChara Ey, it's the classic "I was just trolling heh"-cope.

@prickytwatling Iran's navy, air force, entire chain of command, nuclear power dreams, all destroyed, and we now so deep down the cope we celebrating that they maybe managed to chip paint on a single jet so it had to go land.

First in the bloodline to witness a country without nukes take down US F-35 jet.

@Tekutokiari1337 @CoBALT2332 The ruling class of the fat mustache tyrant you install into power for the rest of his life. Who'll then put his son on the throne after he goes out.

@CoBALT2332 Servants of whom? The ruling class that we want to abolish no matter what?

@ISephara Iran is the fat kid who tries to be a bully but keeps getting his ass kicked because he's a worthless blob, then goes back to trying to pick on the nerdy skinny kids to feel better about himself but still keeps getting beat up.

Iran is that quiet guy in class that just minds their own business...until bullied, then you realise that they have a black belt in Karate.

@alon_mizrahi What, you think Iran's gonna have Normandy style outposts along the shore to rain fire and lead on anyone who approaches? They're just gonna go hide in some caves somewhere and talk more shit from there.

Here is my prediction for an attempted ground invastion by the US: No American soldier will survive this adventure alive, and 80-90% of them will die at sea before they can even prepare to disembark. Donald Trump is sending thousands of Americans to a guaranteed suicide mission to please his AIPAC overlords. None of them will survive this. That's it

@Rothmus The funniest noise by far was the artist crowd going "Heh, learn to code" when people were getting laid off. Then they coded AI and now the artists are crying.

@HasanabiProd Why's he got that look on his face like someone's pointing a gun at him.

Hasan is currently on the front page of Vanity Fair’s website

@jacksonhinklle "Never-before-seen methods" I mean that's not a big claim because Iran has been claiming to do some epic shit any second now every day since this circus started and they've done nothing, so yeah, indeed, we haven't seen any methods and we won't.

🚨🇮🇷 BREAKING: IRAN SENDS MAJOR WARNING ✅ The Iranian armed forces have been granted full authority and the necessary decision-making power to confront any attempt to occupy any part of Iranian territory ✅ Never-before-seen methods will be used that exceed the enemy's calculations, including addressing some historical files related to the separate Iranian provinces ✅ We will not allow a single drop of oil to leave the region, whether through a blockade or through any attack on corridors or islands, in the event that the enemy attempts to prevent the export of our oil ✅ Any targeting of oil infrastructure in the region will be met with a similar response, so that no oil infrastructure will remain standing in the region

@mhdksafa Ya'll try to flex how every last one of these bozos is some highly educated super smart scholar with thousand PHDs on political savvy. And what do they do? Screech "DEATH TO MURICA!" their entire life then buy dated Russian missiles for their fantasies of blowing up Israel.

As someone who works in diplomacy, I find it insulting that Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi, with over 30 years of diplomatic experience and a PhD, has to issue a statement in response to the US Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth, who used to be a television host.

@NiohBerg Why that one bozo near the middle in a dress, did he lose a bet?

Life comes at you fast.

@heyimsamet "No no see those countries akshully always belonged to the USSR since before that! You know, the Russian Empire but we changed it's name from literally having empire in it so it ain't imperialism anymore!"

"anti-imperialists" in action

@DGisSERIOUS Pretty quick google search to see how much money moves around to academia and such from these middle eastern parties. Altho Diddy Piker is a standard lolcow narcissist so whether he's an actual paid asset is questionable. I think he's in this just for his own dick and ego.

It’s pretty insane that people who stake their careers on American politics are both A. Making up scenarios where Iran is winning this war and B. Getting excited about the prospect of Iran winning this war. I get being anti-war but this is entirely something else.

@NoUseForHandle @DGisSERIOUS So you should be happy then that Iran is getting their asses handed to them?

@DGisSERIOUS It's funny when people who start fights, struggle in them. Pretty common trope tbh.

@viotubing >Does something performative >Shit, they all know full well it's performative >Better pre-cope that "People are going to call this performative"

the same people who constantly demand he go to places in person to show he’s not performative are calling this performative lmao

@AngryCops I thought an exploding tape recorder already disposed of them hands.

Look everyone, a retard.