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We have 4 more months of this … @MElias hate you tons
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Ok @DM_Rubenstein now do Gunnar
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan
BREAKING: Right-hander Shane Baz and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $68 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Baz, 26, joined the Orioles in a trade from Tampa Bay this winter and is poised to get a big payday coming off his first full healthy season.
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I hate the day off after Opening Day. It’s a buzzkill. I kind of get why they do it but I hate it anyways
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
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Get ready to learn Wizards buddy
Wemby Alien Era@WembyAlienEra
[STEPHEN A. SMITH]: Is there a system out there that you think is tailor made for you? [AJ DYBANTSA]: Spurs and Magic. [SAS]: Why those two teams? [AJ]: You watch the film? [SAS]: Of course. [AJ]: How you think me and Wemby would play? [SAS]: 😮💨😮💨😮💨 #GoSpursGo #PorVida
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Almost like Gunnar should have been playing the entire time…
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Hey @OriolesPhysical you have anything to do with this?
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@BarstoolBigCat need you official stance on Punch the Monkey.
Can Barstool adopt him?
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Just add Rodriguez to the list ...Matusz, Harvey, Bundy, Hall, Sedlock, Hobgood, Gausman, Loewen, etc...
Not one 1st round pitcher has worked out for the Orioles since Mike Mussina. HE WAS DRAFTED IN 1990
Os have drafted 20 pitchers in that timeframe
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No one respected the Baseball Gods more than a guy who played everyday...
If you thought they would allow the Os to lose, even worse, get no hit, on 2131 Day, you haven't watched enough baseball
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@JMUSportsNews Chesney is either dumb or too smart for his own good.
Both might be true, somehow
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Galaxy brain take: IF JMU goes 12-1, getting this down to a one possession loss is a huge deal.
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@JMUSportsNews To be fair he also wants us to punt from the 35 yard line so his opinion is questionable (but he's right about the QB rotation
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Andre Ware, a Heisman Trophy winner at QB, is questioning JMU’s QB rotation.
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So we are not super upset by this one? Just trying to figure out what anger level I'm supposed to have on people throwing the first pitch
Baltimore Orioles@Orioles
.@natebargatze is at The Yard tonight!
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@Scavvvv I think you drastically underestimate the attention dollars economy
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@OsUncensored I can’t believe you tweeted this and it got hundreds of likes. Hat tip to you but no female is doing that.
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If a group a girls don't start "Dylan's Beavers" then we might as well pack it up as a fan base
Paul Valle III@PaulValleIII
Welcome to Baltimore, Dylan! Don't worry, all you have to do is hit for 2 weeks and they'll dedicate a section to you because you have a cool last name!
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There are so many wood/beaver sexual innuendos out there
@asianmegan this is your calling
Orioles Uncensored@OsUncensored
If a group a girls don't start "Dylan's Beavers" then we might as well pack it up as a fan base
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@Conman_Artist Going to really help those immaculate grid scores
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@OsUncensored It feels like 2019 or 2021 with the number of random players joining and leaving the team throughout the season.
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Orioles are just using a name generator at this point
Just a bunch of NPCs
Baltimore Orioles@Orioles
We have made the following roster moves:
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Can we sign one guy? Just one? Listen I hope you’re right but I’m pretty sure I am
Bradley Zsampar@Bradzsampar
Everyone wants them to lock guys up long term sure. But every single regular is under contract at least through 27’. That’s 2+ years. For a majority of the roster it’s through 28’. You’re acting like the window is completely closed unless they sign a whole new team.
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