Ife Onileowo

@NaijaFlyingDr 😂😂😂

You are Ekiti by marriage Mr Brown, so it's not "you" it's "we".

@OPhilmartins Congratulations

Presentation done. Final defense next This degree must be bagged 😂

@NELFUND I'm honored to let you know that I am the Best Graduating Student of @lautechofficial ✨✨ Your loans made it possible • OLADEPO, CALEB OLUGBENGA • B. Tech (First Class: 4.89/5.0) #LAUConvo18th #nelfund

@IgbominaTSO @SirJarus 😂😂😂

@SirJarus 😂😂😂 It is the constant “we are together” “I dey with you” that you’ll be hearing from electorates😂

Politics ya weyrey gan 😃 The small departmental politics I did it school. Contested for Gen Sec of my department. On election day. This one would enter polling room and come out, "I voted for you". The next one, "I voted for you". Another one "I voted for you". I was so confident of winning that, after voting ended, before counting started, I went to my opponent and told her, "Shade (Kolade), you gave a good fight, but I am winning this one" Counting started "Oyewale (me)" "Oyewale" "Oyewale" I was already raising shoulders then "Kolade" "Kolade" "Kolade" "Kolade" "Oyewale" "Kolade" "Kolade" Oh boy, when Insaw the trend, I waltzed to a dark area near the election hall and flagged okada. "I will not witness this embarrassment" Okada straight to Awo Hall. Jumped on my bed. My friend, classmate, roommate and agent, who was inside during counting and repping me @mhuyil was "trapped" in the collation room. When he arrived in the room like 30 minutes later, he didn't bother to tell me the result. Baba just carry kettle and do ablution to do maghrib salat 😃 Next day, I was the result pasted in department board: Kolade: 280 votes (or thereabouts) Oyewale: 240 votes. I retired from politics immediately.

Brooooooo proper skill!!!!

Buy this tell people say na vintage car you wan Dey drive now

@thetobifaj @TheoAbuAgada Congratulations to your sister.

27 years ago, she was the little bride, I was with her. Today, she’s the bride, and I’m still with her.

Btw, I don go wear my suit. 😂

@AbimibiolaPeace Happy Birthday, Peace. Many more years to celebrate.

Peace! I see how much I have grown over the years, and it’s so beautiful to see. Keep growing and glowing. And Keep shining the light of Christ.

@Babajiide 😂😂😂

There is a group I’m the group admin responsible for locking and unlocking the group (group only operates on weekends). The guys have a video for me lmao 🤣 and it depicts my admin job so well.

@Chimaforkeeps 50 trips a day? That's impossible.

Lmao we have 2 of this tipper Sand sells 130k per trip here (new developing area). As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us. Each truck does about 50 trips daily (conservative). That’s 100 trips × 130k = 13M/day. Capital recovered in less than a month The next expenses is just diesel and driver which is less compared to what you make daily Real estate Twitter won’t tell you this one.

@OluwatobiAjayiJ This looks great. Welldone!

This is not just another SUV. We made some key innovations to make it truly fit for Nigeria. Beautiful interior, proven reliability, high ground clearance, an executive presence, all at an unbeatable price. We will keep building. Enjoy the Nord Demir 2026 model. Thank you, Nigeria.

New format: A random guy to a car dealer. "Boss, please send me all the pictures of this car, VIN, send me everything." Car dealer: Sure chief, here. Sends thems. Random guy: Boss, how much last. Dealer: N15m. RG: Nice one chief, I'll get back to you. D: Okay.

I’m Oteyola Dunsin, backend engineer & founder of SmartCBT. I'm building infrastructure for computer-based exams in secondary schools. We just won a ₦50M grant, selected among 40 startups from over 30,000 applicants (~0.13%). Let’s build 🚀 #SVCG @NigEducation @NesriNigeria

@Temyll_ @NigEducation @NesriNigeria Congratulations!

@TacoAfc @pappyhurshh @Nimisioluwa Yes but he's in Agric.

@pappyhurshh @Nimisioluwa Yes.. then one engineering 100L was shot too (Kehinde) 💔

This is my brother who was shot in the arm during the 2019 FUOYE electricity protest. Two of his colleagues were hit by the same bullet and they died. I have another brother who is in the army fighting day and night, and my younger sister is also in the army. May God help me protect them all. I am a law-abiding citizen of this country and I know right from wrong. Oya show me your brother or sister?

Okay but did anyone else ever have a radio listening phase or just me? I mean a time in your life when you listened to the radio religiously