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If Liverpool get Barcola, Madrid get Diomande and Vinicius doesn't come, what are we going to do?

Colwill looks like a shoe-in for Vice-Captain too. Him & James as club-captains being from Cobham and “getting” the club would be a nice move. Things have felt “empty” seeing the likes of Enzo/Caicedo wear the armband. Time to bring back some meaning.

When a hun complains that I am stingy but she is missing the fact that she does not turn me on financially. 😭🤚🏽

We must not forget them, spoke truth to power.

Men who carry a lot of responsibility but don't use alcohol, weed, or drugs. what keeps you sane?

Can’t Tame Rio.

Morgan Rogers scouting Report is out! Style of Play, Strengths and what he can improve on, how we can use him and how he can fit in. All down here.

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Updated Kylian Mbappé stats coming shortly. If your favourite player is not Messi or Cristiano, you cannot sit on Mbappé’s table.

KYLIAN MBAPPÈ at 27 580🏟️ 436⚽️ 161🅰️ 597G/A 1.03📊 22 career trophies 🏆 MONACO 34 G/A Won Ligue 1 against a dominant PSG side .Won it for Monaco after 16 years league title drought. Scored 6KO goals in CL Ligue 1 YPOTS PSG 308matches 256 goals 91 assists 347G/A 1.13📊 Club Top Scorer Most Goal contributions in their club history Most CL goals in their club history Most CL KO goals in their Club history Most Goals scored by a player in the Parc de Princes Most goals scored by a player in the Coup de France Titles Ligue 1 (6): 2017–18, 2018–19, 2019–20, 2021–22, 2022–23, 2023–24 Coupe de France (4): 2017–18, 2019–20, 2020–21, 2023–24 Coupe de la Ligue (2): 2017–18, 2019–20 Trophées des Champions (3): 2019, 2020, 2023  LIGUE 1 Most ligue 1 POTS in its history(5x) 🥇 Most ligue 1 POTM in its history (11x)🥇 6 x top scorer consecutively ( most in its history)🥇 Top 7 scorers in its history and 1st in the 21st century Only player to have been top scorer & top assister in the same season in history 🥇 Ligue 1 winner ( x7) •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• REAL MADRID •103🏟️ •86⚽️ •11🅰️ •97G/A 0.94📊 •Most goals in a debut season in Real Madrid history •Most goals scored in La liga by a player in his debut season •1st European golden boot winner in Madrid since 2015(won by CR7) •1st European golden boot winner in La liga since 2018 (won by Messi ) •Only player in history to score hattrick at Camp Nou and Montuic •Only Madrid player to score in all tournament in a single season (7) •Most goals scored in a single calendar year.( joint leader with CR7) •Scored in all finals (4 goals 1 assist)he has started. •Only Real Madrid player in history to score 40+ in first 2 seasons. •🏆Intercontinental Cup •🏆 Uefa Supercup 🥇UCL Golden boot winner 🥇 La Liga golden boot winner X2 •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• UCL 98 matches 70goals 25 assists 95G/A •Most goal contributions in CL since he debuted in 2017 .No player has more. •Top 6 UCL top scorers of all time •Top 6 CL KO goals (players who has more is CR7 ,Messi ,lewa ,Benz & muller) •Top 6 UCL KO goals contributions •2nd most away goals in CL KO phase (16) only CR7 has more •CL golden boot 2023/24 •Most away UCL career hattricks •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored by a teenage •Most Champions League knockout round goals scored under the age of 21 •Youngest French player to score a hat-trick in the Champions League •Youngest player to score a hat-trick away from home in a Champions League knockout match ••••••••••••••••••••••• France National Team 🇫🇷 •106 matches •66Goals •44Assists •110G/A •🌟Most Goal contributions in French national team history •🌟Most assists in French history •🌟Most WC goals in football history •🌟Most WC finals goals in Football history •🌟Most WC KO goals in football history •🌟Most Goals scored in all finals in French history (5) •🌟Most goals scored in major tournaments in French history (23) •🌟Hattrick in a WC final •🌟first player in football history to Win WC golden boot x2 🌟First player in football history to have most goal contributions in a WC b2b •🌟WC YPOT •🌟UEFA Nation league golden boot winner 🏆WC winner 🏆 UEFA Nations League WC silver ball 🥈 WC bronze ball🥉 ••••••••••••••••••••••••••• •INDIVIDUAL AWARDS •Kopa Trophy (1st ever to win it ) •Golden ball •Gerd muller trophy •WC YPOT •WC golden boot x2 •European Golden Boot •La Liga Golden Boot x2 •6 Ligue 1 Golden Boot •UEFA nations league golden boot •IFFHS top scorer of the year 2022 x 2025 •IFFHS men’s team of the year (x4) •Globe soccer award 2021 •Globe player of the year 2024 •Ligue 1 POTS(x5) •Ligue 1 TOTY(X6) •UCL golden boot •FIFA Pro TOTY (x5) •UEFA TOTS (x4) •French player of the year (x4) •14 Golden Boots.