𝕾𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖓 𝖏𝖔𝖍𝖓

" I want to drink Garri" Abi you need to, You get another food? 😂😭

people have standards. if you choose to call it pride, the joke is on you.

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Poor girl dey ghost you and you dey vex

Lover boy slow down ooh, refund no Dey relationship 😂💔

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

i want to be thrusting you while your man is trusting you.

I no fit remember when last I talk truth,I just Dey lie everyday 😭

"nor put me for talk!" a grammatical masterpiece

disturb me. update me. get upset when i do dumb things. show your jealous side. yap nonstop. spam me with photos and texts. tell me how your day went. show me your fit. call/facetime me anytime. i love the little things.

This guy performed the Karaoke of Asake’s “Remember” and he took it to another level that made the crowd give him standing ovation. 😂🔥

Our father, who art in heaven, down here is not easy.....😭😭

You need to realize she's just a basic girl that you made special in your head, wrap it up bro.

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I wonder what the Yoruba elders were on back in the day😂. With words like: Ìkànnì Ayélujára - Website Abàmì - A strange occurrence Ìwọ̀ntún-wọ̀nsì - Balance Òfurufú - Sky Ìbálòpọ̀ - Sexual intercourse Àwùjẹ̀ - Fontanelle Atàpátadìde - Someone who made it from a poor background Adàgbà jẹ́ raufu - A slang for a fool Jẹ̀dí Jẹ̀dí - Pile Àjàkálẹ̀ aarun - An epidemic disease Àkàndá ènìyàn - A special/unique person They tend to avoid being too explicit, so they soften certain words, for example, referring to private parts with indirect terms like “Nkan ọmọkunrin” or “Ojú ara” instead of saying them outright. How did you come up with ‘Arara’ for dwarf or Non-chalant as ‘Àìbìkítà’ 🤣 How can we use three different words to express the same idea like “Effort” — làálàá, akitiyan, and ìgbìyànjú. The language is really fascinating.

my dick so polite, it stands up so you can sit down

God removed my rib to create you, I no complain. Now remove your cloth make I see Wetin God create, e turn wahala.

Four minutes in immediate aftermath shooting at the Hilton — as Trump and top officials get escorted out and attendees duck under the table. From my phone:

The hidden physics of everyday things you never questioned: 1. The refrigerator doesn't create cold. It moves heat from inside to outside. Cold is not a thing,it is the absence of heat being relocated. 2. Glass is not a solid. It is an amorphous liquid frozen mid-flow. Old windowpanes are thicker at the bottom because the glass has been slowly moving downward for centuries. 3. Fire is not a thing. It is a process,the visible release of energy as a substance rapidly oxidises. Flame has no mass, no defined boundary, no independent existence. 4. The shadow you cast is travelling at the speed of light. Shadows are not objects,they are the absence of photons, and absence propagates as fast as presence does. 5. When you stand on the ground you are not touching it. The electrons in your feet and the electrons in the floor repel each other. Physical contact as you experience it is electromagnetic resistance, not actual touch. 6. Hot water freezes faster than cold water under certain conditions. This is called the Mpemba effect and physicists still do not fully agree on why it happens. 7. Sound cannot travel in space. But if it could, the sun would be louder than anything the human ear could survive at any distance. 8. A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times regardless of its size. The exponential thickness increase makes it physically impossible. 9. The atoms in your body are almost entirely empty space. If you removed all the empty space from every atom in every human on Earth, all of humanity would fit inside a sugar cube. 10. Honey never expires. Archaeologists have found 3,000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still chemically edible. 11. The static electricity built up by walking across a carpet is between 10,000 and 35,000 volts. The shock you feel is harmless only because the current is near zero. 12. Metals that are perfectly smooth will permanently bond on contact in a vacuum. There is no force holding them apart,welding requires no heat, only the absence of surface contamination. 13. The loudest sound ever recorded,the 1883 Krakatoa eruption was heard 4,800 kilometres away and circled the Earth four times as a pressure wave. 14. Light from the sun takes eight minutes to reach you. When you look at the sun you are looking eight minutes into the past. When you look at the nearest star beyond the sun, you are looking four years into the past. 15. Time moves measurably faster at the top of a tall building than at its base. Gravity literally slows time. Your head ages fractionally faster than your feet every single day.

The main reason you need a very attractive woman is because ugly women cheat endlessly due to pervasive insecurity. Ugly girls are not humble about their looks. Infact they sleep with as many men as possible in an attempt to escape reality. #baddiesdontcheat

Who lose me no lose anything o Infact na God save you