Ottawa_Welshman

A 1 Year #CrusaderKings3 WORLD CONQUEST. They said it couldn't be done. youtu.be/SCQVg5PbMxk?si…

@davethedoorman3 Sitting on 3 vids in the bank! More to come :)

@OttawaWelshman come back ;(

I recently caught my new dog Minton chewing on a shuttlecock 🏸. Bad Minton! Bad Minton!

I deleted all of my German friends from my phone. Now its Hans free

It recently came out that the late world famous theoretical physicist, cosmologist, and mathematician Stephen Hawking was actually afraid of negative numbers. He stated in an interview "I will stop at nothing to avoid them."

Despite repeated and persistent requests - I CANNOT have a #CK3 playthrough as a Jewish ruler - Not for any political reason - I would just spend the entire time renaming every Knight in my army Sir Cumcised

I think the Sushi restaurant 🍣 down the street is a front for illegal activity. I don't have any proof, but there's something fishy going on in there...

<!--td {border: 1px solid #ccccccIIIIasdsdI I have the perfect opportunity for a carpentry joke in this video. I have been sat here all day trying to figure it out, but i cant think of one that woodwork 🤔🔨

#Terryology literally reinvents maths, yet fails to recognize that 10 + 10 = 11 + 11. It's quite simple. One equals 20 and the other one equals 20 too

I recently got into controversy where people are claiming I always make my #CK3 religion nudist because it drives more views. That couldn't be further from the truth. I do it for the exposure...

I always get sick after being served fried garbanzo beans. They make me falafel.

I gave my European pet frog a 23 and me test to figure out where he was actually from. Turns out he's mostly German, a bit French and even a tad Pole

Right now I only have my day job and Youtube as income. But I used to be broke and have to work a third job as a baker just to make ends meet. I really kneaded the dough back then.

@HogwartsLegacy is rated T for Teen. Which surprises me for a game with so much cursing!

Just got back from getting supplies for my grandmother's birthday at the party place. I paid TRIPPLE to have the novelty balloons blown up with helium - compared to this time last year. At first, I was mad, but now I realize there's nothing I can do... that's just inflation

#TIL Protons have mass. I was unaware they were religious.

With the help of AI - #Scams these days are getting more and more sophisticated. I just got a call saying I had won my choice of 100$ cash or tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act. It said to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

I literally sat here for 20 minutes trying to come up for a water based joke for this video I am working on. I literally cannot do it. I have come to the conclusion I simply have a dry sense of humor 💦

I stand corrected. Orthopedic shoes are not just for old people

My psychologist said since I'm cheaper than depressed, I should put a dollar in a jar for every sad thought. She said my cheapness might cure my depression. Last week, she asked how it was going. I told her: It's half empty.

I do NOT understand this Taylor Swift craze at all. It has still taken over a week for them to hem my pants.