poetic_otter

Gossiping about a certain wolf with Death… hopefully he can’t hear us. #FursuitFriday 📸: @OtterPoetic

POV: he is 280lbs and he decides when the hugs end 🫂 - @JustAGyer 📸 - @OtterPoetic

Life of the party. 📸: @OtterPoetic

Going in for another round of pec inspections with my client @Hugz_N_Snugz, everything looks good here. 📸: @OtterPoetic

Muscle inspection: Yep, mhm, yep. Everything’s looking up to code here. #FursuitFriday 🐺: @differmitt 📸: @OtterPoetic

These biceps are also Death Wolf approved!

do I like flexing the guns? perhaps. will I stop? absolutely not. 📸: @OtterPoetic #FursuitFriday

love this wolf to Death 🐺: @Westin_the_Wolf 📸: @OtterPoetic

THE DAMN. TOUR

Am I the only person wondering why this chicken is so damn big 🤔🤔🤔

Yes ma'am. 3xs. Meeting Clint Eastwood, Steven Spielberg and Robin Williams. Funny stories for all three. Big, brown, bald nervous idiot;) twitter.com/ob_rachel/stat…

For those asking how I play mouse and keyboard games in the living room...

Yo @realDonaldTrump, you gotta decide if this shit is "Fake News" or "classified information." It can't be both man!

MOOOOOOOOOO

I'm At My Drivers Test And My Dad Is Distracting Me.

I just got hired by NASA.

Mondays be like...

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.