BajaBlastoise

My dream

@barbarismcrit I keep expecting her to accidentally touch the stone and pull a Michael Bluth with the cornballer

The most upsetting part for me is just how gummy the meat looks. Like I know it’s a tenderloin but that is not normal!

New to Armored Core. I have commissioned the Verderer.

There’s a moment in true detective S1 that isn’t fulfilled that I’ve always thought of. And it’s haunting. It’s probably somewhere between episode 2-4 when Marty comes in his daughter’s room and calls them to dinner. They get up and go, but before he closes the door he sees a Barbie doll naked on the ground with all of these other ominous figures around her. His kids made the scene. And I don’t know what it means. It never gets resolved

@LauraLoomer It’s okay to admit that you’re a B

Or people can learn how to be more considerate and buy ear plugs for their kids. People don’t pay to travel to listen to other peoples’ kids scream. Why should my comfort be disrupted over someone who neglects their kid for 10 hours? Ever heard of a pacifier or a nanny? People are so inconsiderate.

Chat I’m Pibbmaxxing rn

I have spotted @mrpibb in the airport. Code Pibb, I repeat - CODE PIBB.

@rationaldouche4 @arselaayundita I think of beating the fuck out of him with a soldering iron

@OtterPopRed @arselaayundita > see dangerous prisoner > first thought is of cock

The most dangerous prisoner

@dmpoaod @arselaayundita Don’t tell me what I’d do, peasant

@OtterPopRed @arselaayundita Bro, youd do no such thing. You'll fall to your knees and suck him off through this hole to appease him

@TrevorAllenMD Yu-Gi-Oh Art was also complete dogshit

I enjoyed last week’s discussion, “Why didn’t Yu-Gi-Oh! stay relevant like Pokémon?” But we may have overlooked a relatively straightforward answer:

@diegohead_ Yeah bud, no idea what the fuck this means. Eat shit

la TV de mi novia está puesta en HDMI 2 y no hay nada conectado

@LoLSanlucar “Lucky egg” in Spanish sounds very funny to English speakers is all.

@OtterPopRed Qué pasa?

LA PESADILLA HA TERMINADO. En el 5º día. Después de +30 horas. Después de +20 Capturas CHANSEY CON HUEVO SUERTE CONEGUIDO. MI TRABAJO AQUÍ HA FINALIZADO.

Very random thought here, but shoutout to Jason Isaacs in Mel Gibson’s ‘The Patriot’ (2000) who’s motivation to be a complete war criminal partly stemmed from him seeking a land grant in Ohio

@hakuinopetenshi Hyper fang is THE most bullshit move

ついに…！ ラッタ1匹だけでチャンピオンになったぞー！！！ 縛り内容 ・技は自力習得のみ ・PP回復禁止

The amount of shiny pokemon I probably ran into in the original pokemon silver/gold troubles me.

@TheDazeel The LT has been retired

I’m about to end this man’s whole career