Jacob Beals

When I know I’m going to see a movie on a certain day ahead of time, I put it on my phone’s calendar. I thought it was funny that I’ve got Mortal Kombat coming up on 7th! It makes it look like I’m actually gonna be fighting that day😂 Tacos on Tuesday. Fighting on Thursday!

Looks like Carson Hocevar has figured out a new celebration! Does this mean we all get free Triple Dippers at Chilis?

@VideoGameHstry I’d love a new version of Bully. That one would be so fun to play on Switch

What video game that deserves a proper remaster?

@jeff_gluck The duality of man

Back-to-back tweets in my feed

Butterfinger Ice Cream Bar and big Talladega wrecks today…

@NoContextSpoof Not only that, Weird Al’s movie came out first. What kind of sick freak just keeps copying others? Messed up.

Disappointed but not surprised to hear that the Michael biopic did not cover this controversial moment in his career

@Sony I remember. Monster House! Rewatch it every Halloween!

When nobody remembers the name of your animated movie from 2006:

@NoContextSpoof I still can’t believe the Micheal movie just came along and copied him. What kind of sick freak does that?

@_Boomhauer Watch out for Dolphins!

Kyle Busch Vs Denny Hamlin. A rivalry 20 years in the making

@PopCrave Am I wrong to say I think both Cloud 9 and Dandelion are better too? 😬

2026 marks the first year with two No. 1 country albums by two different solo women on the Billboard 200 since 2012. 2026: ‘Cloud 9’ and ‘Dandelion’ 2012: ‘Red’ and ‘Blown Away’

I think the next season of Netflix’s Beef should be about Tom and Jerry.

I’ll NEVER skip the George Lopez intro. Offended they even asked!

No one saves big money at Menards like Gaston!

So awesome!!

I really enjoyed the Malcom in the Middle reunion episodes. I used to watch this show all of the time growing up, and this special reminded me of how much I missed these characters. It’s short and sweet, but if they wanted to do more episodes in the future I’d be all for it.

Instead of calling the Medieval era of history its proper name, I much prefer calling it "Castle Times." Same with the prehistoric era. "Dinosaur Times" is way more fun to say.

I hate when people say “don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater!” It’s so mean. Why we throwing babies?

Despite rumors, It was not me who stole all those Kit-Kats in the great Kit-Kat heist of 2026! Hope they find the culprit though. Kind of jealous of him. Truly the perfect crime.

There are some choices in adulthood that no one prepares you for when growing up. Like choosing between Mario, Cookie and Stone Cold Steve Austin soaps.