Otto Raynar

@_Edobean @SquareEnix They just put out a new FFT game a few months ago. As a mobile gacha-fest.

Okay. Seriously. Why is there no port of Final Fantasy Tactics on PS4? And on Steam you have like ALL THE OTHER FF games! Why not FFT? Where's the love? Please fix this @SquareEnix Thank you! ...and maybe make a new FFT game as well. I would also accept this.

@chuggaaconroy As an engineering intern, I was told off by my boss at one point due to one of my designs requiring overly-precise manufacturing because: "we're not making Lego here."

@chuggaaconroy The simple answer is that the engineering and manufacturing precision standards that give Lego products thier remarkably high quality also drive up costs very significantly.

Why are Legos so expensive? I’m a total outsider when it comes to Legos, so don’t take this as me making fun of it, I just want to know. I’ve never bought a set because whenever I thought one looked cool, the price was like 5 times what I would have guessed based on the contents.

Whelp, guess today is finally time to exclusively use @GOGcom over @Steam

Me: "Why would they ever bother putting in an achievement for 5000 hunts? That's a ridiculous number. Also me: "How is it possible there's no achievement for 5000 player commendations!?"

Well, the dumbest solution is a functioning solution: Install G Hub on my laptop, where I don't need/use that headset, then connect mouse to laptop, change settings, save settings to mouse, reconnect mouse to desktop, the settings are kept.

New @Logitech G604 mouse needs the new Logitech software (G Hub) to use all its features, but existing G933 headset ONLY works with old (Logitech Gaming) software, and breaks completely with the new one. Reinstalling old software fixes headset, removes mouse features.

JP: "But there's one person/group who actually does speak in a slightly archaic manner, what about them?" EN: "We'll just have to have their dialogue in bizarre, vaguely Chaucerian-looking gibberish instead of using real words. It's the only possible way."

JP: "Let's write this so that people speak politely, but like normal people." EN: "It's a loosely fantasy setting, so we're localizing it with everyone speaking awkward, archaic English."

@lucahjin Twitch chat runs via IRC. You can even connect and chat via whatever client you like if you know how.

shout out to undernet (Do people use IRC anymore?)

#MeAt20 Rocking the Mac webcam and IRC like a relic

@qikipedia Except that The Lord Of The Rings ISN'T a "single movie," as you say, so one of the three films must hold that record.

The Lord of the Rings holds the record for the greatest number of false feet used in a single movie: 60,000.

@ZeRoyalViking The thing to know is that it's not really a game you can *play*; it's designed to be picked up once each day for 10-30 minutes to do/check each of the handful of things. Thinking about it, Animal Crossing basically invented the F2P gasha game back on the N64. But for $60.

As someone who has never played Animal Crossing before, what do I need to know to be ready for the war

@lucahjin I think I totally recall the answer to that one.

is this a trick question

@lucahjin When it was brand new and fifty people were doing it at once, it was a nightmare. Now, by the time you can do it, you're the only one there and you've so massively outgeared it that it's already completely inconsequential anyway.

Let the red chocobos cause chaos you cowards

Saw a picture of a dog with human-looking eyes, and now I can't get the idea out of my head of a dog with human eyes dozens of them, kept in a jar that he keeps trying to sell off at what are, frankly, unreasonably high prices, but he's a dog, and has poor market sense.

@ZeRoyalViking Should it maybe be "Pent-about?" Penta-bout makes it sound like the new WWE fight format.

One of the better things that came out of tonight. I present the Penta-bout!

@qikipedia Usually when one has to point out to staggeringly thick people that grams are not a unit of force, they're talking about weight, which is at least vaguely related to mass. This one is actually just nonsense.

A baby in the womb can deliver a kick with a force of more than 10lbs (4.5kg).

@unseven @batterystaple_g This legitimately sounds like a speech you'd hear from the evil coach in a Karate Kid style movie, just before the protagonist defeats their whole team singlehandedly and they abandon him.

@_Edobean I have personally found "gamer chairs" to universally be the most aggressively uncomfortable sitting experience I have ever had, and have found myself opting to sit on the floor with my laptop rather than use a desk that has one of them.

Do they like make gaming chairs for those who are short like me (4'9")? Seriously, every time I'm looking at these "Gamer Chairs" online they look humongous. I have a regular office chair with a pillow behind me and I have a stool for my feet for they don't reach the ground.

@TomFawkes Seems hardly disparaging enough, you ARE talking about people theoretically taking time off to go out of their way to watch an advertisement as early as possible.

I hope this didn’t come off as disparaging. I was trying to imply my envy of people who have normal careers.

Where will you be when the fifth Smash Ultimate DLC character is revealed? My guess is probably getting ready to go to school or work like a normal person. I’ll be in front of my computer watching it happen like a freak at 7:55 AM CST. twitch.tv/TomFawkes