MontetheLinguist

@beautynbullshit Because I left my $100,000 in space

Black men….why don’t yall have graduate degrees?

@xevekiah Baby said “Girl, I ain’t wanna be here no way”

baby said “you can’t fire me i quit”

@Official_Ogiis Actually, they’re already in order 🙂

You're at a gay club. Who catches your attention first? 👀

@Official_Ogiis Definitely the black guy.

@herainhistory Frontier Airlines is really what yall thought Spirit was.

hot take:

The homophobes been real active recently. Their obsession needs to be studied

A meme cross-over!

@RaminNasibov They shop at Goodwill cuz it’s God’s will.

If the devil wears Prada what do angels wear?

@rumilyrics Shooter didn’t miss

Let's see your positively!

love when the sky is literally the bisexual flag

Okay, so, I'm not going to say the Tower of Babel was a real thing that existed, but this is ignoring the point of the mythological story. Nimrod believed in God, but considered himself to be his equal. He built the Tower of Babel so he could challenge God. By compelling people to participate in its construction, Nimrod was essentially making people turn away from God to trust in their own strength, and defy his command to spread around the world and multiply. God responded by confounding their languages and forcing them to scatter, and destroyed the tower to humble them. It wasn't that they were trying to reach the heavens. It's why they did it. A bunch of bronze age savages thought they could do the impossible. Thousands of years later, after the advent of Newtonian physics, and a World War which showed mankind why they needed to quit acting like apes fighting over a banana tree, Man was ready to reach the heavens. Not to prove he was better than God, but to better understand His creation. I'm not even a Bible-thumping Christian and I know this. Even if you don't take the story literally as an actual historical event, there's a lesson and warning against the folly of unchecked ambition and people concerting toward impossible goals doomed to disaster. Reaching the heavens is possible, but not before you're ready. Cautionary tales against trying to do things before you're ready are common in mythology. The story of Bellerophon trying to fly on Pegasus to Mount Olympus is one such story.

Sometimes you are so divinely protected. That you do not get what you want.

Anyone saying "Scientists don't want you to know this fact" has never met a scientist. Scientists are famous oversharers.

Men: "I hate drama." Also men: love triangles, secret kids, a wife, three side chicks, an ex who still texts, AND unresolved trauma. Sir.. you ARE the drama..

@AdolphsonFalkk This would be the messiest island in the world

No that's fine I just imagined it would be a bit bigger

Mandated vasectomies would eradicate the abortion discourse completely.

not to be that guy but wheelchair users aren't starving for places to sit down

@Matt_Pinner Get It Over With- Rihanna Extremely underrated song

ONE song

@lovedropx No. I’m not naming my child Virgo’s Groove. Next. Unless…Virgo can be the first name and ‘S’groove can be their middle name 🤔

What are you naming your child?