Ken Ouif

@MbarkCherguia Yes

Large dog suddenly SNATCHES a tiny puppy right off a woman’s lap… while she’s eating lunch 😱 Should pitbulls be illegal?

@AmiriKing What a fucking idiot.

What causes someone to repeat themselves over and over again? Genuinely curious. What causes this? Why is this a thing?

@Hand_some_truth Hey HT, who’s the admin on your Telegram page? I’m blocked and I don’t know why…

Christians Vs. Nazis

@GnosisWolf @elonmusk Who is she?

She’s a keeper. I hope she makes it. 🙏

@RupertLowe10 FUCK YES!!!! I’m an Australian and this shit does my head in. I catch public transport nearly everyday and people are so rude. Go for it Rupert!

None of us want to listen to somebody else’s music on the tube, a train, a bus, wherever it is. We certainly don’t want to listen to some nonsense phone call on loudspeaker. Rude. Disruptive. And yes, un-British. We all hate it. I certainly do. A small issue, but it’s one that perfectly represents the continued erosion of our high-trust society. We have shared social standards that make public life tolerable and civilised. I’m largely of the view that people can do whatever the hell they like, as long as it doesn’t affect others. This affects others. Restore Britain believes that public transport should be a space governed by basic courtesy and mutual respect. We will introduce a clear national rule: audio played on personal devices on public transport must be listened to through headphones. We will give stronger powers to transport staff for them to intervene, fine repeat offenders and if necessary remove them from the vehicle. Conductors and guards will be given proper protection in the law to help prevent any anti-social or aggressive behaviour against them. I suspect our programme of mass deportations will help to solve this problem... Because I want our high-trust society back. And we can get it back. This is about restoring basic standards of public behaviour. A small minority has been allowed to degrade shared public spaces without consequence, while the quiet majority simply sit and endure it. Most British people are too polite to say anything about it. There is now a political party that will stand up for the quiet, decent majority. Restore Britain.

@newmrpford Good collaboration with @PaulineHansonOz

Just 24 years between drinks but look who is back on top of the music charts!

@Thomas285189379 @MmisterNobody You’re an idiot

@MmisterNobody I hate to be that guy but that’s an escalator not a staircase. You’re not supposed to climb it.

What would you do in this situation?

@klara_sjo x.com/ouifken/status…

Apparently seal in French is "le phoque" Totally unserious language.

@akafaceUS 1

These are the candidates for Miss France. Thoughts?

@GarbageHuman24 Couldn’t pay me enough to go there. Imagine the smell.

Anyone who voluntarily travels to India is an absolute moron who has a death wish

@CNviolations Unfortunately won’t last

This man is winning in life.

@JarvisTheUnc @Nocapmedia Any idea how old that scene is?

@Nocapmedia Lessons learned the hard way...

My life is over

@ModelsWonderful @YourBustyDoll__ Wow. Needs a bit of hair I reckon. 👍🏻

Sexy Full Striptease @YourBustyDoll__

@klara_sjo I was hoping for two long streams of flames out of it.

I wonder who designed this 9/11 memorial lighter.

@FearedBuck Father didn’t sound Aussie. Possibly South African.

Neon got into a heated argument with an Australian family after calling their daughter a c*nt for bumping into him at a store

@HannahIamthest1 I’m Australian but American way is the go.

How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, an English Police Officer, an American Police Officer and a Scottish police officer? The answer is found below.... Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you. You are carrying your truncheon and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do? ANSWERS: English Police Officer: Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights. 1: Does the man look poor and/or oppressed? 2: Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law? 3: Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger? 4: Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 5: Am I dressed provocatively? 6: Could I run away? 7: Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand? 8: Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings? 9: Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society? 10: Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? 11: If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me? 12: If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? 13: If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home? Australian Police Officer: BANG! American Police Officer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 'Click'...Reload... BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Glasgow Police Officer: "Haw, Jimmie! Drop the wee knifie son; rite noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!" 😂😂

@nearlydyingdaly Kid deserved it.

@grok - what’s all this about?

@NationSilico @LeeHurstComic Got what that prick deserved.

@LeeHurstComic Why didn't he shoot him in the leg or shoulder? Blood lust idiots. Thank goodness our police don't have guns. They can't be trusted as its a high aggression low IQ profession

I think he was ‘ready for this’.

@DuncanBannatyne Just seen this @DuncanBannatyne youtu.be/NnzV2-08w1o?si…

Wrong