Our Two Bits

TALLAHASSEE: A 14-year-old boy stunned a Leon County courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Florida State Football. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

Can we stop the use of this thing immediately? It's already kissed Charles Barkley. Been placed on a table, looking creepy like a severed talking head on a table. One ⭐, would NOT recommend.

Of course it was Kentucky that complained about Chin's shells in his hair!! 🤷🏻

FINAL: Gators dismantle Prairie View. 114-55 Bring on Iowa!! 🐊🏀🔥

I'm so happy. Well done Ollie! 🐊🏀🔥

Today's Random Thought: The Gators are 35.5 point favorites over Prairie View. That's large enough to be in the top 5 tournament spreads of all time. So maybe Ollie becomes the tallest player of all tome to ever play/score in the NCAA Tournament!! 🐊🏀🔥

Their arms are literally eating these jerseys.

If anyone is wondering. The largest point differential in an NCAA Tournament game happened in 1963 when Loyola University Chicago defeated Tennessee Tech 111-42 in a first-round game. A 69 point differential. Gators are on pace. But I can imagine it happening. 🐊🏀🔥

HALFTIME: At one point this game was tied 15-15. Gators then went on a 45 to 6 run. Score is 60-21 at Half.

Who's dad is this?! 💪🏻😜😂

Who claims this man?! 💪🏻

Coach makes an adjustment at the timeout to shutdown the open threes. Then, Prairie View settles for two rushed and crappy mid range jumpers that they miss because the three point line isn't available. That quick defense change leads to Florida buckets and stretching the lead. Good job Coach!!! 🐊🏀🔥

What's happening to Georgia is so much fun!!!! 😂😜😂

Upset ALERTS!!! We are ALL Sienna and McNeese fans right now!!! 🔥🏀 LETSGOOOOO!!!!

Upset Alert!!! Sienna is up on Duke... 28-18.

Fun mental exercise....

I was at this game. And to this day, 25+ years later....I still have a strong disdain for Mateen Cleeves... twitter.com/ThrowbackHoops…

Apparently there is no Google or AI in his state! @grok could even correct him!!

When your name is Chandler Bing, and you've "never seen Friends"....

We got Chandler Bing'd....