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TALLAHASSEE: A 14-year-old boy stunned a Leon County courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Florida State Football. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

Listen I know some of y'all are mad at JWill. And Texas Tech were no angels... But I do think we did NOT meet or exceed the Gator Standard of sportsmanship in the series. And our fans followed suit. We need to do better even during adversity.

About to be Preseason Numero Uno! 🐊🏀

BREAKING: REUBEN CHINYELU RETURNS TO FLORIDA AMD WITHDRAWS FROM THE NBA DRAFT!!!! 🐊🏀🔥🔥🔥

Despise the paywall, but this is a pretty cool story ...

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4-⭐ WR @EliasPearl6 has committed to the Gators!!! 🐊🏈🔥

Boom! @javierjones_ has committed to Florida!! 🐊🏈🔥 Transfer CB with grit!!!

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4-⭐ Running Back Jerry "Andrew" Beard II commits to Florida!! Welcome to Gator Nation @jabeard2027!!! 🐊🏈🔥

4-⭐ Safety @DillardKailib has Committed to Florida!! 🐊🏈🔥 Busy day today for Coach and the staff!!!

Trautwein trying to get himself a raise real quick!!! 🐊🏈🔥

Gators land another HUGE Offensive Lineman!!! Welcome to Gator Nation @ElijahHutch75!!!! 🐊🏈🔥

@delatorre Who is the mysterious "nonw" that's transferring in?

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Gators land Slovenian, Domen Petrović!!! Here's some tape! 🐊🏀🔥

Sacramento State joins the MAC this year. They'll play Ball State annually. Welcome to the BALL SAC Bowl!!! 🏈🔥🔥🔥

Protect this man at all costs! 🐊🏀🔥

This how we met girls online at UF in 1999.

Not sure what to do with this Sara!! 😂😜

You're gonna miss this You're gonna want this back You're gonna wish these days hadn't gone by so fast These are some good times So take a good look around You may not know it now But you're gonna miss this!!