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Every man should pray, lift weights, and chase his goals daily. That is how you grow stronger in spirit, body, and mind.

@JoelJirane It's time for us to guard our health

Surgery imekua postponed hadi kesho because hakuna anaesthetic supplies. Sasa laryngoscope batteries imechapa, it costs less than 500 bob for the whole set lakini that's not a priority.

@JaredoumaA But death separated 💔 him

But for real Kalonzo is politically boring. That guy can't pull excitement bwana. Siasa huwa ni emotion mazee. Mnakumbuka hile Euphoria Raila used to create? Raila and Aura were inseparable.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Poverty is bad bad .....I sent some nigga nd he decided to use my own money to drink and play pool and now I have decided to show him what onyango one touch saw In nambokana

I repeat once again poverty is very dehumanizing. I have witnessed first hand how they treat broke people in this world and I would not recommend. So sad.

@Monty_Hasashi Otile Brown

My 76 year old grandmother knows MJ. My own mother knows MJ. Guess who they don't know?

Down to heart president decided to fix the leaking mess at State House that started in 1990. Hospitals also are in good condition because patients are buying drugs from their pockets. Schools are running well with 95 bob per child. Fuel prices are very low and Kenyans are wondering how the economic geniuses played the game. Churches are receiving donations every Sunday for development. We are in good state as a country. We just want the working president to take a rest in 2027 and allow a team that will make cost of living go 'high' Meanwhile this patient here needs to pay 35k for orthopedic plate. The level of incompetency will reach and affect everyone, tulia tulii!!!

@Dr_AustinOmondi Tutafanya nini .

Diesel owners will be driving on fuel laced with kerosene for the foreseeable future. What a time to be alive.

Condoms are out of stock, it's time to practice sexual discipline. Gava haina pesa ya kununua enough condoms. But leo wako na enough money to contribute to fat pastors. Bwana tujichunge.

Low IQ people are LOUDER than High IQ people. They talk at a higher volume. They play music at a higher volume. If you are High IQ, this is annoying.

@atieno_21 Ego amejaza kushinda ya @Cobratate mwenyewe

Tate janyakach ako karibu kuenda kufuel his GLE full tank Rubis atuite brokie brokie alafu aend video💀🤣 #thingshedpossiblydo

@JoelJirane Heri ata ukue makanik ukunywe oil

Hap hosy ni kubaad, unajiprick alafu unajinunulia PEP. Supplies ziliisha 3 months ago. Kuharibia zaidi gloves kupata ni ngumu.

@kokiimichii Einstein .....nilikua chopine mbaya

Be honest , what was your nickname back in highschool ? 😂

@polo_kimanii Umemake sure vans zimechapa kabisa

With my Black cock!

Almost half of the population hii Kenya wanatumia Omeprazole.

@onjolo_kenya Mine isn't good as yours but I know

Stigma haitawahi isha Kenya, sasa huyu uko fesbuk alipost tu picha yake akiwa ametulia (Vic Mama-milkah) huko fesbuk and your guess is as good as mine how Kenyans reacted ….

@atieno_21 Forgive my intrusive thoughts

@OutisBrian No I didn't mean that. And you prolly don't know the Shiro I bet

Idk if it's the standing posture but Shiros backside is still confusing asl. Looks good from the front though.

@JoelJirane Jamaa mlevi akufe tu ...atleast hatawahi lewa tena

Jamaa mlevi amegongwa na gari, na hii hosy within hapa haina imaging services. Anafaa kuenda some 50kms ndio asaidike. Muache pombe bwana.

@Dr_AustinOmondi @carltonkitheka1 No amount of money is small .....lock pachi

@carltonkitheka1 15k is such a small amount to be a thug and have lifelong enemies. Everyone seems to complain about this guy and his conmanship.

Humphrey is a serial conman He conned me 15,000 bob in late 2024 and has only paid back 500 bob in 18 months He targets people he's close to and uses the rapport you guys have to gain your trust But I told him the same, he'll get what's coming to him

@JoelJirane Nature's way of deleting stupid people

Bwana food colouring hadi kwa ugali ndio watoto wafurahie wakule is diabolic. We are creating diseases alafu baadae tunalia aty tumerogwa. Stop feeding your children with garbage, your children need food.