@Miranda_Sobopha

"@dtanvo: Love isnt something you can turn on and off, unless you're faking it" only if u knew that! Mxm

"@TedOfficialPage: That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance." That happened today

"@UnusualFactPage: Morning sex' is more sufficient than coffee when trying to wake up and stay awake throughout the day!" I know!!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I STILL SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

"@SteveStfler: I don't consider them as one night stands, they're auditions." Kwaaaaaaaa

February 14th is also “National Condom Day.”

Getting upset at people just by hearing them breathing or eating is called "Misophonia", which is an actual brain-disorder.

Tweet about vday

"@LifeFacts: Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.". Best believe

Protect yourself or no one else will.

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

"@P8NT4R: The overwhelming urge to kill... Is overshadowed by the overwhelming dislike of spending multiple years in jail..." LoL

I miss you, but f*ck you