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BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina. He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.

Who was our best player today? Oh yeah, the one playing out of position that the club wants to get rid of to flip a profit. Shambles.

Luis Diaz wanted a wage increase from £85k a week, a player who actually runs, presses and drives at defenders. But we gave Gakpo £200k a week instead….

Were the biggest thing in their lives, we do this for CL semis, they do this for Liverpool at home. #Levels

If it wasn’t for Liverpool you’d be working in Maccies ye daft cunt

@AnfieldPapers @jamespearce Fuck off ya bald cunt, he’s better than that predictable Sack of shite, how much is Gakpo paying Arne ?

🟢] NEW: Liverpool are open to letting Rio Ngumoha leave on loan in the summer window. Arne Slot believes the youngster isn’t ready yet to compete. (@JamesPearce)

Alonso now

Must have been one hell of a tweet

2-0 Man City Time to go and enjoy my bank holiday weekend

The first 6 magical moments that sprung to my mind about Mo Salah, one wasn't even a goal..it was the celebrations after it!

Steven Gerrard interim manager right now. Xabi Alonso Manager in the summer. Do it, @LFC.

Fucking joke.

Bent Alexander-Arnold vs Getafe Taalentless. 🤴 x.com/TheHateCentral…

Muslim films a man eating on the go in the Netherlands, muttering "only Jews eat in public", and uploads it to social media. He's likely commuting to and from work and eats where possible to pay taxes to keep you ungrateful Muslims. Deport.

Rio Ngumoha completed more dribbles, attempted more dribbles & created as many chances as BOTH Salah and Gakpo combined... He only played 20 minutes & played on both wings.

Just want my Liverpool back.

Baku Turn 19 💀

@LfcNuel Spurs away

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