Owen

I just want to say that as a man, putting bed sheets and quilt covers on ur bed is a fucking Olympic sport. Why is it so hard and how do women make it look so easy. Fuck me…..

Mexican Government unveiled an Alien corpse to the public that is 1,000 years old 😳👽🛸 #Aliens twitter.com/Apex644864791/…

Former US intelligence official David Grusch says under oath that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies

Can tell I’ve just smashed a heavy week in Ibiza when MK 17 comes on the radio and nearly start tearing up

@BarneyThorne Best thing I’ve read in a while what a guy 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

10 years ago I met a disabled little boy in a respite children’s home in Leicester. Only it wasn’t a respite for him, it was his home and he’d lived there for 3 years. His foster mum who he’d lived from birth died suddenly when he was 3 and he never ate or drank again. 🧵

@crymorebbe @KSI Absolutely kezzled 😂

@KSI #prime #wakeywines 😂😂

Is there actually anything on the planet worse than a bad hangover feel like I’ve been hit head first by a lorry

Don’t feel right watching England in the World Cup not been flat out in a pub somewhere

In the next 2-3 years I 100% will not be living in England when you spend sometime living in another country and come back you realise how shit it actually is 😂

I lost my daughter in October. I had access to her insta as she was logged in on my phone. Today I’ve been logged out and her page has been memorialised. @instagram is there anyway I can get this back. Im heartbroken as have so much on there ,pictures,vids,voice notes😭

When I eventually get back to England literally one small inconvenience and I am simply fucking of forever 😂

That crying filter on Snapchat been having me in stitches 😂

Fighting in Thailand with the pound for pound best kick boxer in the world and a thai legend in my corner living my dream 😂👊🏻

Tripping on shrooms then walking into a cave with Dildos literally everywhere absolutely blew my brain 😂

When you realise how much there is to see in the world I get stressed out I haven’t seen enough of it yet 😂

Whilst I’ve been jogging in Thailand I’ve been chased by a pack of wild dogs, chased by a Kamodo dragon and nearly bitten by a snake think I need to learn my lesson 😂

@FPFaz Hope karma does it job properly worst kind of people 😠

We need to find out who these repulsive bullies parents are 😡

@jb37_ Come see me lad

@BBCBreaking Rest in peace sad loss 🙏🏻

Jamal Edwards, founder of the SBTV YouTube channel which helped launch Dave, Ed Sheeran and Jessie J, has died at 31 bbc.in/3h2IIQQ