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Occam's Conspiracy Theory 1/ the most obvious reason for trump appearing to be a cretin is that he is, in fact, a cretin 2/ the most obvious reason for a cretin being elected president is that very rich & clever people put him there

@raghu_venugopal @StephenM he's also the voice in trump's truth social feed

@StephenM Miller is more dangerous than Trump. He’s the voice in the old man’s ear.

A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.

the irony is heartbreaking

@NoLieWithBTC State media's footage of the parade reeks of desperation, complete with fake cheers and a conspicuous lack of crowd shots. unfortunately, they *still* managed to make it look like literally no-one was there, which is most unfair to trump and the hundreds of his paid attendees 😂

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

@BlisterPearl "mediocre"'s a bit generous

A mediocre white man with a glued-on patch feels powerful

@ArtCandee Mr Orange, Mr Pink & Mr Puce Reservoir Musk Rats

Are they practicing their Hollywood “hard” walk? 🤣

@InterestingSTEM all those ducks and all that care. but break a single feather during a "serious" game and it goes in the bin. don't get me wrong, the flight characteristics of feathers are better, but give me a well made synthetic every time.

A Badminton's shuttlecock must be extremely aerodynamically stable. This is how the shuttlecocks are calibrated.

@CalltoActivism you've quoted "cryptolologic" as if it's the word trump should have enunciated. did *you* mean "cryptologic"? or are you as confused as donny? seems like a lot of folk in the comments think "cryptolologic" is actually a word. 😞

BREAKING: In a shockingly senile moment, Donald Trump loses the ability to read the teleprompter and stumbles over the word “Cryptolologic” during his speech at Arlington. Is it time for a new Jake Tapper book and the 25th Amendment yet?

@EastEndJoe ...also by 12: not saying or doing anything during the day to deliberately cause physical or mental pain to others

@EastEndJoe 2 mostly, but also 3, 10 and

Number 5 for me.

@caitoz which is fortunate, because turning the sound on is the last thing you'd want to do

You can always spot the Israel supporter before you even turn the sound on.

@RadioGenoa ha ha, my friends, you misunderstand! she is only wiping his upper lip. it is only affection! and he is so moved, he is practically giddy! ah l'amour!

Macron slapped by his wife Brigitte.

@IndianaGPA ah, bless your heart, but no. america is all about performative nationalism, and too violently schizophrenic to be trusted, however capable of love and kindness some americans appear to be.

This is What America is all about 😊 More of this Please 🙏 God Bless these folks

@HowThingsWork_ er, except that this isn't that. 😕

The stroboscopic effect occurs when a moving object is illuminated by flashes of light (like from a strobe light) at regular intervals, causing the motion to appear slowed down, frozen, or moving backward — even though it's actually moving forward continuously.

@DrNeilStone i have a bigger problem with that fat. this is more my speed (and yes, i trust the meat to be safe to eat raw)

E coli says hello!!

@smc429 to hide the scales obvs

Why do MAGA women have to wear an inch thick layer of make up?

@MiddleEastEye fucking bbc. EVERY one of their anchors needs to collectively agree to refuse to meet every *evidentiary* claim of genocide with Israel's smirking rebuttal.

"You don't ask the perpetrator of genocide." In a searing interview with the BBC, paediatrician Dr Tanya Haj Hassan condemned the broadcaster for echoing Israeli government talking points as she recounted her harrowing experiences in Gaza. Dr Haj Hassan, who recently returned from volunteering with Medical Aid for Palestinians, shared the devastating story of her colleague, Dr Alaa, a paediatric emergency doctor at Nasser Hospital. While Dr Alaa was on call at the hospital, her home was bombed and nine of her children were killed, their bodies charred and dismembered beyond recognition. Her husband remains in critical condition. Dr Haj Hassan described a healthcare system in collapse: intensive care units overflowing with maimed, orphaned children – many the sole survivors of their families. She also questioned why the BBC has delayed the release of 'Medics Under Fire', a documentary it commissioned about systematic attacks on Gaza’s healthcare workers, calling for its immediate release.

@sirDukeDevin no but it is flagrantly unconstitutional and monstrously cruel

Do you agree? 👇

@mjfree @CBS @60Minutes @ABC @CNN @AP @PBS @NPR HUA reinstatement in 3... 2... 1...

I got a visit from the FBI yesterday for a post that Kash Patel did not like. It's starting with news orgs: @CBS's @60Minutes , @ABC News, @CNN , @AP , @PBS & @NPR , then once they cave, it moves to our 1A rights, where you can no longer be critical of the biggest prick to ever steal the Oval Office. Then they take your healthcare #HealthCareCutsKill Then we spiral into Authoritarianism. Any questions?

@Rainmaker1973 cruelty to insects is still cruelty to animals

«Sometimes, being strong is your only option»

@elonmusk you know, it's still not too late to turn it around. you could make public statements admitting, humbly, that you'd been selfish and careless. then use all that wealth to help the people you've hurt. you'd be amazed how good you'll feel when folk start liking you again.