San Miguel de Allende's Unofficial Corgi Mayor

My hooman finally made me a Twitter account. Let the fun begin! #CorgiCrew #Corgi #Dog

Frens! Today I devised a new bit of sass! "If you don't got food, I'm not in the mood!" What do you think? I've already used it like a thousand times today. I love using the hoomans' language against them 🤗 #CorgiCrew

It's a Butt Hanging off the Bed kind of Saturday. Hope everyone is enjoying some nice R&R. 😴 #CorgiCrew

Frens! The hombre is showing me all the Alien films in order so we can be ready when Romulus comes to streaming, and I had a scary thought! They don't make treats which burst out of your tummy after you eat them, right?! 😱 I mean, that's just a crazy idea...right? 🫣 #CorgiCrew

@TacoCat2012 Are you saying that while hooman engineering has put those floofless doofuses on the moon, it hasn't progressed to the point where it can handle a corgi booty? 🤔

@OzzyofSMA Because your butts simply cannot be contained.

Frens, why is there a harness for our fronts but not for our butts? Our butts are the gigantic thing! You'd think the hoomans would have developed something by now to help us haul those elephants around! 🤷 #CorgiCrew

Frens, rate the cuteness level of my reaction to my hoomans going upstairs while telling me to wait a minute. Pretty devastating, right? 😌 Though, sometimes I worry that it's too much? 🤔 Upon experiencing the intensity of it, they could collapse and tumble down the stairs 😬

@MidgeAndSusie Fren, surely you jest. My hoomans are much too well trained not to bring a bag of treats with them wherever we go 😌

@OzzyofSMA Is Mujer giving you table snacks? If not she does not deserve the serenades

Frens, I won't lie. As the unofficial corgi mayor of a town with an exceptional mariachi scene, I am shameless in the use of my power to serenade my mujer. And I will not apologize! She deserves all the serenades my corrupt regime can deliver! 🥰 #CorgiCrew

@HerbertCorgi 😲 Fren, you are speaking like a dictator... 🤔 I like it! 😈

@TacoCat2012 I have to continuously keep my ferocity in check, lest I rend the earth. 😌

@OzzyofSMA You are so ferocious, fren.

My hombre is playing Elden Ring for the first time. He wouldn't last a minute in the arena against Mr Grumble Pork 😏 #CorgiCrew

Frens, if you eat fishies, that doesn't automatically make you a cat, right? Asking for a friend 🫣 #CorgiCrew

Frens, is it for real for real that you have to leave medicated shampoo in your fluff for multiple minutes? Or are the hoomans just lampooning me once again?? 🤨 #CorgiCrew

@jenphelan3 @bunsenbernerbmd Fren, could you pick me up some treats from the store on your next flight? 😋🙏

EVENT 2 of The Pet Olympics! Post a video or picture of your pet SWIMMING (This can be anything loosely related like having a bath or being wet!) Let’s Go!!!

@Gatsby_thecorgi Recommend the cheapest to your hoomans, fren. More money left over for treats!💪

Corgi en Chateauneuf-du-Pape!! Decisions, decisions!!! 🍷 🐾❤️😍 #CorgiCrew #Corgi #chateauneufdupape #finewine #Rhone #provence #France #vinrouge

Frens, I recently watched a documentary by Stephen King about how cats steal your soul by huffing your breath while you sleep. That was scary enough, but I've recently come across photographic evidence that hoomans practice the same dark arts! How worried should I be?? 😨

The other key? Have a good First Mate who you can rely on in a cat pirate attack, or when it's time to take a nappy nap. It helps if he will also work for snuggles

Frens! I bet you didn't know this, but I'm a sea captain! I mean, today was my first time on a boat, but my path to mastery of new skills is as short as my leggies, so I've basically got it down. Use your hombre as your captain's chair, and patrol the horizon for water cats! 🫡

@TacoCat2012 The hoomans call them fish, but I know the truth. They have tails, they dart around in the murky blackness always just out of sight! 😨 They're cats, or my name isn't Mr. Puppy!

@OzzyofSMA I’m, fren, we don’t really like water. You might find some fishies that people call catfish. Not sure why.

@laurammathis @TacoCat2012 I'm wearing that one but in red in my pfp! But we didn't bring it because I hate all water except what I can sip from a little bowl

@TacoCat2012 @OzzyofSMA The sea captain needs a lifejacket!