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@snowlikejonn Good hire. Good culture fit. He was missed with the Mavs when he left for Orlando.

Not familiar enough with Mosley’s bag to know what to expect, but glad it wasn’t Ham

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat This is art

@DanteTheDon Iceman slaps

Hot take- This is better than any track on Iceman

@nickysmokess That’s literally golf. Always chasing something. Welcome.

Hit some good shots today. Just couldn’t string the whole game together. This game is hard but i love it.

Cancer-causing toxins found in America's favorite strawberry brand, alarming tests reveal

@junior_miller Great lighting

Team pic, courtesy photographer Killer

@SportsSturm So great Bob

Live coverage of my text exchange with my football fan son.

@GetDroveSports @AlecOnTheRadio @1053thefan He’s going Top 5

@AlecOnTheRadio @1053thefan Take Darius Acuff Jr. You won't regret it.

Mavericks history with the 9th pick: 2017 - Dennis Smith Jr. 1981 - Rolando Blackman Other notable 9th overall picks: Dirk Nowitzki, Shawn Marion, Amar’e Stoudemire, Andre Iguodala, DeMar DeRozan, Tracy McGrady @1053thefan

@nickysmokess Welcome

Fuck dude i love golf. Hoes don’t even compare to a round with the fellas.

@BillSimmons Mavs will get a top 2 pick

Cannot for the life of me figure out why… 1. The NBA moved the lottery to a Sunday afternoon 2. They put it at 3 ET before the 2 playoff games on Mother’s Day no less. It’s almost like they’re trying to sneak it by us. Conspiracy Bill is on alert!!!!!!!!

@utdreport Kobbie about to upgrade 👀

What cars do Manchester United players drive? 👀🤔 🎥 Ig: per4mancecars

@GingersnapDamo @netflix @CharlesR9_ You could have picked any other name

@netflix @CharlesR9_ Charles-So another Bobby?!?!

Oscar Isaac will star in an upcoming series from the creators of Billions and executive produced by Martin Scorsese. Set in present-day Las Vegas, the series follows Robert “Bobby Red” Redman, the president of the hottest hotel casino in town. He'll need to make some long odds moves to try and secure his position and take more ground.

@BarstoolNate It’s literally a continuation of S1 with a few new characters and plot developments. How can that be a huge “drop off?”

Absolutely struggling to get through You Friends and Neighbors. Hell of a drop off from Season 1.

@jonepDallas @SportsSturm Very excited about the futures of Heaven and Mainoo

@SportsSturm Do I dare say I actually think this is Carricks best 30 mins so far. Even better than City, the approach has been perfect so far. I think Heaven is a huge factor is proactively defending even when defending a bit deeper. His aggression is incredible.

We stinketh. #LFC

@SportsSturm Glory glory Bob

@corbydavidson They are so great that I feel weird about calling them a cover band

Saw these guys , JRAD, right after the game last night. Grateful Dead band. And it’s so amazing when cover bands can draw this type a crowd. Fun times after a sad game.

@MeganMakinMoney They have similar sounding voices

And here we go…..

@barstoolspringb Gout flare up in Vegas is scary hours

@DannyJConrad This is art

Bold Spring Break House prediction. It’s day 5 on set in Vegas. It’s 3:30am yet the party is just getting started. I’ve been dead sober filming a drunk Dante all day while also dealing with him being legitimately upset with me for recording him on a reality show. I don’t want anything on the sidelines with us to distract him from the real game, so I swallow my pride and ask him to forgive me for doing my job. He accepts my apology then gets back out there on the dance floor with the rest of his cast mates. I go to follow but see that another producer already has it covered. I sit back down and let out a sigh of both pleasure and relief as I crack open a Red Bull. I’m looking forward to a 2 minute break from the action when suddenly I hear a voice next to me say “Mind if I get first sip on that?” It’s Mintzy. I have zero reaction to his question and I can’t tell if it’s because I’m in a state of shock or because I’m not shocked at all. He repeats the question, “Would you mind if I took a sip of your Red Bull first, I just don’t want your germs ya know?” I don’t say anything at all because I have nothing nice to say. He thinks I can’t hear him so he stops a bottle girl with a full tray of shots in her hands if she could tell the DJ to turn the music down a little. He gives her the option of dropping off the shots to her table first, if she wants. I’ve been staring into the abyss the past 45 seconds while Mintzy stares at me staring into the abyss. My eyes are uncontrollably twitching but wide open, a small stream of blood begins to drip from my left nostril. Mintzy notices. He repeats the question then places his hand on my shoulder and says “Hey, I get it man. Now you know how I feel whenever I’m the only sober one at a party. The worst part about it for me personally is when I get forced into listening to drunk people talk my ear off about nothing.” I collapse. I’m now lying on the ground of a nightclub in the fetal position with my eyes wide open, sober. The paramedics eventually come and Mintzy goes out of his way to tell them that he was talking to me just a second ago and I seemed completely fine. He watches me get strapped to a stretcher as he asks the paramedics if they think I’ll have to spend the night in the hospital. Wow, I thought, maybe he does have a heart after- and before I can even think the rest of my thought he turns to my concerned coworkers and whispers, “If Danny has to spend the night in the hospital then I call dibs on his bed tonight.” He quadruple checks that they all heard him, then takes the first sip of my Red Bull.

@whiskey_wx @BuffaloTrace

JUST IN: The folks over at @BuffaloTrace have announced the official release of Eagle Rare 30, their oldest age-stated whiskey to date. It is 30 years old and bottled at 101 proof. The whiskey represents the second expression aged in the Distillery’s experimental Warehouse P. These will be first available starting May 2026 with an MSRP of $12,500 per 750 ml. *Note - Along with this release, they will also release more Eagle Rare 25 Year.