Alex Pittman

@NiiNiiFC Need a recipe to follow suit !

Oh WOW, this stew tomato stew and chicken i just made tho, no way i made something this good to accept defeat tonight! Come on Chels, big win needed tonight

@TheRedmenTV Chelsea look good

Half time 1-0 Chelsea. Thoughts so far? #CHELIV #EmiratesFACup

@B_for_Brown @ firefly this year so hyped

"If rather not live like there isn't a god,then die and find out there really is, think about it" - kendrick lamar

“@GuyCodes: Look Jill.. I love you and we've had a good run but I think it's time for a change..” Lmao @B_lol22

SAN DIEGO WE DID IT AGAIN BABY!!! LOVE U ALL!! TIL NEXT TIME, STAY CLASSY U SEXY FUCKERS!

Girl: "I have the pussy so I make the rules." Boy: "I have the dick so I fuck the rules."

Dabs should be followed pizza, and sex

I'm as bored as a slut on her period...

I feel bad for Tim Duncan fuck Lebron

Colombian drug lord, Pablo Escobar was so rich that he would spend around $2,500 a month just to buy enough rubber bands to hold his cash.

So many bandwagoners #fucktheheat

“@NORML: #NORML Study: Inhaled Cannabis Reduces Crohn’s Symptoms tinyurl.com/d4n4qst” hell yeah didn't know this but that's awesome

Shout out to Nate Robinson, man that nigga nice

@djenvy pop that #peopleschoice

“@YABOYHIGHGUY: We've got to smoke all the weed. There are sober kids in Africa.” @B_lol22 lmao

“@Mary_Clairemas: @B_lol22 that makes no sense” Bilaal hasn't made any sense for the past two hours lol

This yogurt... Is bitchin. #highthoughtsofcailin