Umme habiba

Over the past 2 years, I've written 1000+ LinkedIn posts and tweets for startup founders, VCs, coaches and 7 to 8-figure B2B companies. The results? • A B2B marketing agency owner secured two $5,000 retainers on X and LinkedIn in 3 months • A trading coach gained over eight 4-figure coaching clients in the first three months on X. • A startup founder received two podcast invitations and attracted one investor within 2weeks of posting on LinkedIn. • A b2b marketing agency owner went viral with over 1 million views on X with just 400 followers and closed two inbound leads with an LTV of $18,000. • A wellness coach acquired his first-ever client on X through my coaching. • A 7x investor became a LinkedIn Top Voice (the blue badge). • A founder I ghostwrite for became the #1 LinkedIn coach. • Multiple founders grew from 0 to over 1,000 followers within weeks of working with us. • A CTO I ghostwrite for had his most viewed linkedIn post with 34k views on an account with less than 1.5k followers, all in 2 weeks (I don't even remember all the case studies but you get it lol) Here are the 5 secrets I use to make that happen: 1. The Hero's Journey Framework Your posts need to make your ideal client the hero. Not just any hero - but the visionary leader who's transforming their industry. 2. The Contrarian Method "Safe" content gets scrolled past. Instead, lead with perspectives that stop thumbs: "Web3 isn't dead - but 90% of founders are building it wrong. Here's why..." I work with founders who are not afraid to ruffle some feathers, and you shouldn't be either. 3. The Social Proof Spiral Every win becomes content that attracts bigger wins: • Client success story → Attracts similar clients • Industry recognition → Opens speaking opportunities • Revenue milestones → Gets investors attention 4. "How I" vs "How to" Your posts should sound like you're grabbing coffee with a friend: This is why I'm against templates. You lose authenticity. - Use "you" and "I" - Share personal stories - Add those subtle touches that make it uniquely you This builds the trust that turns cold leads into warm conversations. 5. Blind brand test If someone removes your profile picture and name from your content, will it be recognizable? I call it the blind brand test (because I invented it). I ensure that every client I ghostwrite for has a unique voice and tone—distinctive, recognizable, and memorable. But here's what really matters... Every founder I work with gets to focus on running their business while their LinkedIn or X brings them a steady stream of leads. This isn't generic advice. It's a proven system specifically for B2B founders who want to: • Become the go-to authority • Have b2b leads reaching out to you • Go viral and gain more followers without throwing spaghetti on the wall If you're looking to achieve similar results, book a free brand strategy call with me to find out more. (Heads up, premium investment) We only work with 3 new clients each month to maintain the quality of our services. Humble brag, but one of my posts was reshared by a $380 million ARR company's CEO, @jasonfried We walk the talk! PS: Don't reach out if you earn less than $20k/month Don't reach out if you want quick results. Don't reach out if you don't have the capacity to grow your team.

@0xratnakar he should have said thanks at least lol and no this isn’t normal behavior

got my younger brother a macbook didn’t even get a thank you. and it hit me - is this how our parents felt? they gave us everything, and we just thought… it’s their responsibility. now i get it. after a point, people stop seeing love. and start seeing it as your job.

I’m in bali. Who else is here fam👀

@saaslanding prettty

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@sej_here @Sukriti2108 so pretty

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As a Pakistani 🇵🇰, this was my first time eating Dosa. My indian friends made me try it and ngl, it wasn’t bad. I don’t think I can eat it everyday tho, maybe once a month.

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@0xratnakar 😂

yeh rishta kya keh lata hai

@Maleektimi skill issue

@P2Pwriter How do people survive on LinkedIn, I've tried so many times

Went viral on linkedIn. it’s sooooo easy.

@0xratnakar ☠️😈

100% open rate guaranteed 🫡

@Lukealexxander wow

Y Combinator is BEGGING entrepreneurs to start THIS business in 2026 & it might be the best way to make $1M/year

@0xratnakar 😭❤️cutoooooooo

i see her everyday and still get the same butterflies i felt the first time. same disbelief that she’s real. fell in love with the right one.

@asabbas98 wow let me try the widgets too haven’t looked into these

By FAR my favourite lock screen widget 😍

@xshivank i love the first one

chat how are these? should i get ‘em?!!

@asabbas98 ❤️❤️

@P2Pwriter Thank you so much Umme for your support!

@asabbas98 built the best app for prayer reminders, immediately subscribed to the premium version. Its sadaqah to pay for muslim apps lol, please spend unlimited money on islamic software.

@xshivank @Divyansh_S28 he’s pretty hardworking

came to gym and saw @Divyansh_S28. bro was busy shipping a PR. LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The more i grow the more i realize i should keep doing more and more of different things rather than staying stuck on one for the rest of my life. We are all travelers in this world, better not to stop at one station.

@0xratnakar proud of ya

I gifted my father his dream bike today ! When I was 3, I got jaundice. It was a tough time for my family, especially my father, who ended up selling his beloved Bajaj scooter to foot the bill for my hospital stay. I can still vividly recall those early memories, how he bought a cycle and added a small seat for me on the rod-frame. How he peddled me to school – a quirky ride that invited teasing from classmates, who couldn't quite grasp the lengths a parent would go for their child. As the years rolled by, we eventually welcomed a Bajaj Platina into our lives – papa’s first real bike. It became a reliable companion, accompanying us through the twists and turns of life. But, like the pages of a well-loved book, it started showing its age after over 15+ years of faithful service. Recently I got a call from my mumma mentioning how our old Platina is and wasn't doing so well anymore. It started showing its age. And then it hit me – a profound realisation, and I knew what I had to do. Today, I might have made a bad financial decision, but it just felt right. I bought my dad his dream bike. Seeing the happiness in his eyes made it all worth it. The look of sheer joy and pride on his face was priceless. Sometimes, in the symphony of life, you've got to prioritise the emotions and joy of your family over making the most sensible financial choices. In the grand scheme of things, sometimes it's the most seemingly impractical choices that hold the most sentimental value. After all, whom do we strive for if not the ones who have shaped our existence? The happiness and emotions of our family are the treasures that surpass the value of any coin. In those moments, financial sacrifices fade into insignificance. We're not just working for ourselves; we're working to create moments of happiness and connection for those we hold dear. It's in these moments, fueled by love and shared dreams, that the true richness of life unfolds. I’m happy that before his 50th birthday-next week, he will finally ride his dream bike with a heart full of pride. ♥️

@0xratnakar i wanttt thissss…

i’ve been documenting my whole life in this from last couple of years. things which went wrong, worked, wins and Ls the lessons & the hard truth nobody tells you in your 20s. thinking of publishing them as articles. should I?

@Divyansh_S28 👀👀👀

Imagine, A city full of bots and having open ended dicussions in the tech world, They multiply, they grow and they learn from each other. Working on it and will launch it super soon