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I'm so making him a braindead boy toy.

ᅠ you just said the loser would bottom. or be smashed, in other words, right? ᅠ

ᅠ then you would do smash bros. and then get smashed by your bro. ᅠ

ㅤ what? we’re trauma bonded now? ㅤ

ㅤ crack on then, should be no bother. ㅤ

ㅤ you’d better hope you’re one hell of a grower. ㅤ

ㅤ do you think the manufacturer just forgot dicks get hard or what. ㅤ

ㅤ so you’ve figured out something else? ㅤ

ㅤ go to the ER and tell them you fucked around and got your cock locked by god knows who, it’ll make their evening. ㅤ

deeeefinitely unrelated. we’re talking about you, after all.

what’s that gotta do with the whole ah, cage thing?

I’m not easy to fool, y’know, got a six sense for it. it’s not weird, you should see all the positions guys have put me in over the years.

ah, I recognize that look… you’re thinking about it, aren’t you?