Paul Alcock

@Paulcha50866240 Anyone complains at our wickets I tell them to spend some of their time cutting grass and rolling etc. they soon stop complaining.

Volunteer groundsman completely takes over your life for 5 months 30 35 hours week for love on top your 30 hours paid work then on Saturday they all March out to inspect the wicket?? Mumbling to themselves??? 😡 lucky for I’m at division 5 with no wankers and it’s lovely!!! 🥃

@legsidelizzy Us northerners are not soft shites and not scared of sub 10 degrees weather 😉 Our first game was 18th April.

Can anyone explain to me why club cricket in the north starts so much earlier than the south ? I believe some leagues have already started. Middx league doesn’t start till 9th may.

@bettyfreedom007 @Charl_H79 Nowt wrong with silky. My family all from there. Grandad was a medic during WW2 then worked at cokes cranes until he retired. Brave as fuck imo. Even on his deathbed refused to talk about his experience in WW2. Said he’d seen enough and didn’t want to relive it.

@Charl_H79 I was born in silky not sure which one of us is posher 😂😂😂

Twice I’ve been called “middle class snobbery” 😂 From Ford Estate Sunderland. Nurse + Pyrex worker parents. Grandad a WWII vet & miner. Food on tick, playing round burnt out cars. Yeah… proper posh. I’ll take it 👍

@Charl_H79 @1973mackem Face like a puckered arsehole 😂😂😂 Meanwhile Defoe is struggling not to piss himself laughing. 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 this has killed me off. Belly laughing. #SAFC (Seen this on TikTok, sorry if you have posted it on twitter, first I’ve seen it ❤️🤍)

@Charl_H79 Fake harden Joe Linton tries to get in our celebrations as well until Xhaka tells him to fuck off 😂😂😂

The more I watch the goal. The more I find things to laugh at. Watch this guy almost break his back in disappointment

@LukeONien @_toosb Absolutely top drawer performance, to come back from that mistake shows guts and determination. Something this team has in spades. Love the way you’ve been doubted every season yet every time you answer those critics and then some.

Chris Rigg & The whole of Sunderland after 10 minutes… Swipe right for 90 minutes 😉 Winning at St James’ Park… special. Knowing what it means to this city ❤️🤍 That makes it even bigger 🥹 But if I’m honest… I had to do it the hard way. 10 minutes in… mistake. And in that moment, you feel like the ground could swallow you up. Like you’ve let down a whole city. That feeling is real. And it’s horrendous. But this is where the work kicks in. For years I’ve worked on my mindset for moments like this and it’s something I now try to pass on to the young players we mentor through Inner Game Academy. Breathe. Self talk. Next action. Not “why did I do that?” Not “what are people thinking?” Just… next action. It all sounds simple in theory. Putting it into practice in moments like that is the hard part. Every player makes mistakes. The best players don’t dwell. They respond. I’m so proud of this team. They had my back when I needed it most. And after the error, they kept demanding from me and from each other relentlessly. To win it in the 90th minute at St James’… That’s one I will never forget ❤️🤍 P.s. Why are there loads of empty seats in the background?

@Nufc2Everything Mind the horses and phone boxes.

Choppers out an hour after kick off Town will be a warzone tonight 😂 Hopefully a few clappers knocked out #NUFC

@MagpieMediaX Yep agree. No contest. Thanks for the six points lads.

Who’s won more trophies? Newcastle, 12 (Sunderland - 9) Who’s won a major trophy most recently? Newcastle in 2025 (Sunderland in 1973) Who’s got the highest ever PL finish? Newcastle, 2nd (Sunderland - 7th) Who’s got the most PL points? Newcastle, 1649 (Sunderland - 658) Who’s got the most top flight points? Newcastle, 5228 (Sunderland - 4600) Who’s spent more seasons in the top flight? Newcastle, 93 (Sunderland - 88) Who’s had the most top ten finishes? Newcastle, 51 (Sunderland - 44) Who’s played more European matches? Newcastle, 152 (Sunderland - 4) Who’s scored more European goals? Newcastle, 256 (Sunderland - 5) Who’s had more relegations? Sunderland, 11 (Newcastle - 6) Who’s had more seasons in the third tier? Sunderland, 5 (Newcastle - 0) No contest 👍🏼

@SunderlandAFC He did it!

@NUFC_Fanatic 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the six points.

There is absolutely zero chance Sunderland beat us tomorrow mind. ZERO. It simply won’t happen.

Relegated by Christmas they said. Six easy points they said. We’ve played no one they said. 43 points and done the double over them. #SAFC

@newcastlesalih @SunderlandAFC Were that small we’re now 11 unbeaten. A record run in these fixtures

@SunderlandAFC You're a small club, you'll be relegated next year.

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

@Davocfc_ @JamesCopley_ Yeah like you “humbled” us in the play offs.

👀 Really strange (and inaccurate) comments from Coventry City chairman Doug King on Sunderland… #SAFC | #PUSB

@BorisJohnson You did a good enough job if that yourself you shit haired wanker.

Starmer has made Britain something worse than a laughing stock - he's made us a piffling irrelevance mol.im/a/15621837

@GrahamSmyth 😂😂😂😂

Diarra scores. Darlow went the right way but couldn't keep it out. One of the least deserved results of the season could be on. But this is on Leeds. They haven't done enough at all. And the set-up hasn't worked. James and Gnonto run back to the dugout. 0-1 #lufc

@ButchersArms23 @SunderlandAFC 😂😂😂 🎣🎣🎣

@PAlcock3 @SunderlandAFC Geat football knowledge mate, you could have been the next John Motson if you didn't look like Minty off EastEnders

WHAT A WIN!!!! ✊ #LEESUN

@ButchersArms23 @SunderlandAFC Can “batter” us all you want. It’s all about putting the ball in the net. We did you didn’t. We take 3 points.

@SunderlandAFC Worst team to come to ER this season. You were absolutely battered all game. You're very, very poor ... Still though, I'm glad at least 2 of the promoted teams will stay up. You'll go down next season tho. Enjoy this one

@Charl_H79 Same here. Work late a couple of days but feel so much better. I concentrate on my own business on Fridays but it just works so much better for me.

One of the best things I’ve done for my mental health, is condense my hours into 4 days and have every Friday and the weekend off. The long days are tiring but the reward is better.

@Charl_H79 Sounds gone off on my telly. Never been happier 😂😂😂

@PAlcock3 We should be down to about 7 men according to these fuckers

This commentary is going to drive me to drink