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@SkySportsNews why are you showing Lucas Paqueta as a Liverpool player on your Fantasy carousel? Is there something we don’t know 😉

We will remember them #RemembranceDay

The UK’s problems aren’t caused by immigration  ft.com/content/d41900…

Whoever is on VAR today should be fired immediately #CHEFUL

@grok who’s the most famous person who’s visited my profile?

@fia @F1 @LandoNorris No. This was dull. Again. Unless the cars are made significantly smaller in future seasons, the Monaco GP will eventually die

What an intense battle here in Monaco 🇲🇨 78 laps, 1 winner, Lando Norris delivered a faultless race and took the victory ahead of Charles Leclerc and Oscar Piastri #FIA #F1 #MonacoGP

@henrywinter Absolute disgrace of a footballer, Henry. Should be booked multiple times every game for his diving and cheating

Richarlison on a booking, foul on Mazrouai, so sensible to take him off. Had signalled injury too. His work ethic, tracking back, was excellent, was a complete pest to #MUFC #TOTMUN #THFC

Warren Buffett was right (again)

@lewis_goodall See Brexit

Usually global economic shocks arise from surprise and the unexpected, that's why they're called shocks. Today is one of the biggest decades and it will be entirely self-imposed.

@footballontnt Just heard commentator say he’s the first English scorer in the Madrid derby. Pretty sure Michael Owen did it 20 years ago!

It took Conor Gallagher just 27 seconds to open the scoring against Real Madrid 🤯 It's the fastest goal ever scored by an English player in the history of the Champions League.

@JonathanPieNews Priesty McPriestface incoming

Well I can’t see them regretting this one...

@BBCMOTD How did Man U finish the match with 10 after Hjolund’s elbow and that display? Could have been down to 8

Things got very heated in the second half after Arsenal were awarded a penalty. 😡 Watch the FA Cup on BBC iPlayer and the BBC Sport App #BBCFACup #BBCFootball #FACup

@henrywinter But Havertz was in the team of 2024 in the Guardian as a striker…

Gabriel Jesus carried off on a stretcher after injuring his knee. Bukayo Saka out injured. Ethan Nwaneri out injured. No centre-forward anyway. Surely Mikel Arteta has to go into the transfer market for an attacker now. #AFC #ARSMUN

Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@Mlfreeman75 @FT “The main source of funding is not the US, which makes up only 16%”. See how that works?

@PDJ4ck @FT I bet you also have trouble with per capita, too, huh.

The swift exit would remove the global health body’s main source of funds — the US was the WHO’s largest single donor in 2022-23, providing about 16% of its funding. on.ft.com/4gMpLyK

Enough’s enough. #MBSOut

At some point, those advocating tariffs will realise they’re just another form of taxation…

@barnyboatman “They’re taking all our jobs” “They’re taking advantage of us by living off benefits” 🤦‍♂️

Shrodinger’s racist: “The country in overrun by black and brown people.” “Why are the ads and TV shows full of token black and brown people? That’s not representative of this country.” “I don’t see colour. Stop making everything about race.”

@HMRCcustomers Ok, thank you - will do

@PDJ4ck I suggest that you contact the Self Assessment helpline so that they can look into this for you. You can find their contact details here: gov.uk/government/org…. Amandine

@HMRCcustomers why would I have a charge "accruing late payment interest" for payments on account when I was not self-employed during the period and no payments on account were due?