P.Diddy

Dunkin’ Donuts six dollar meal deal might be one of the greatest things ever

Harry’s bar has the worst bartender in all of Syracuse, dude moves so slow i could finish a marathon in the time it takes him to make a drink

To the people on the cruise ship, get comfy because your not coming home, I don’t want wanna get sick

Are those inspections on the highway even real?

The Savanah bananas could beat the mets right now

Played 27 holes today shot a 142 combined but what ever I’m hammerd and yeh I smack my drive 270 carry fuck ya life bing bong

Fuck the NHL and their stupid point system

Ate 7 saltines in a min @sirshark71 beat that

Just made Scott Hanson laugh

What would Larry do?

Trying out a new strat today: fill up my water bottle with pre and leave it home and forget to drink it

Need to bring back the Nike Elite neon fits

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Studies prove busting a nut before bed improves REM cycles

Just saw Kyle Kuzma give a speech at Harvard business school, I think Denis Schroeder should be the next guest speaker

I take it back 6.7/10

Penn state chipotle: 7.9/10 Out of white rice

Fuck my chud life

My 11th grade math teacher is haunting me, screw you Ms.brown

Got $300 worth of parking tickets and failed my math quiz today but it’s ok cause I’m the boy