angela hamilton.

@PETITECATLADY Snaps out of her dirty daydream to see Angela once again hovering near her desk... things have been awkward between them since that drunken secret kiss weeks ago... 🫣

@CHILISBANNED … proud hussy.

@CHILISBANNED … not /those/ kind of nudes.

@CHILISBANNED Don’t make me pull out the nude proof…

@CHILISBANNED My favorite hussy.

@PETITECATLADY "We probably shouldn't tell anyone Angela..." 😳

@Scranton_MILF “I told you it wasn’t a smart idea to have one more round at the bar… No one can know.”

“Told you so.” Cue Angela melting from the inside.

@Scranton_MILF As if Angela wasn’t already thinking about it enough… “You’re lucky I’m hungry. I’ll try just about anything.”

@PETITECATLADY "Oh right... maybe we can find someone else for you to eat? I mean SOMETHING else for you to eat!" 😳

"Oh my gosh honey, you HAVE to see the view! I love country life so much, nature is so beautiful." 🥰

@Scranton_MILF The blond accountant wanted a lot more than a slider. “You know I don’t eat meat, Pam. Is there anything vegetarian here?”

@PETITECATLADY "Don't be shy Angela, it's just us... Here, have a slider." ✝️😘🏳️‍🌈

… wanna share a bottle?

… agreed. don’t know what they put in wine these days.

This accountant is feeling very— needy tonight. But you didn’t hear it from me.

@Scranton_MILF Angela scoffs with all the judgment in the world. “That’s your third one of the week. You seem to like tapioca a lot lately.”

@PETITECATLADY Makes eys contact with Angela. 😳 "It's tapioca pudding..."

She’s not judging. At all.

@Scranton_MILF silently superlikes her profile.

"So I signed up to a new dating app!"

Adorable.