Patience Ebiaga

I’ve officially entered my “Isaiah 60:22 season.”At the right time, God is going to make it happen… suddenly 🤍✨

God, I can't go through another year feeling stuck. Give me clarity, direction, and the strength to follow through.

“You are so quiet” Abeg na once in a day I dey chop I no get energy to waste.

I told you I am living with my parents you are asking me "why?" Why what? You wan buy house for me?.

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them.

Two teenagers went to ikeja to buy iPhone 15. The seller chased them away and made sure nobody sold to them!!!! Asking “where did you see money!???? I am very impressed!!

The Greatest Showman is the greatest musical of the past two decades and no, I haven’t seen Hamilton. I will not be arguing.

Call me weird but I use songs to measure time. Like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

does NASA know i'm the star they're looking for??

You see that urge to be in everybody's good books, Kill it before it kills you.

“You take this Jesus thing too seriously.” Yes, dear. Thanks.

You’re looking down on yourself ke? There’s someone out there that thinks you’re the coolest person they’ve ever crossed paths with.

There are a lot of us who still can't lay their edges and do their makeup themselves, right?

“isn’t this the cloth you wore that last time” accurate time keeper, dey go front abeg

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars

There is this airpod called TWS AirPods it’s the most useless airpod. You can decide to listen to music and then it connects to another persons device 😂😭

Even to vex for person now na stress, do as you like abeg.

God please send me 200k

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw.