Patrick Egan

@chad_knodle Haha shit thanks man!

@PEgan5 Hell yeah bro it works

Was just messing around shaving but like???

holy shit

johnny wearing the exact same fit as steve harvey is so fucking funny

Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.

My phone just be doing anything in my pocket when I'm working outside

I’ve been on both sides of that controller 🤣 (via freeliferon1/TT)

This whole neighborhood made out of tree houses

i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

god i wish that was me

Is this my new favorite TikTok video?

This can’t be the tatt you talking about

This just happened, and maybe this is where it all ends: Got an elevator with 3 people. One guy (with his wife), sarcastically: “anyone ever tell you you…” and stops. Me (amused): yes, but you’re the first today. His wife: “I’m sorry, I tried to stop him from doing the joke”

[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

Keep coming with that mf pressure we make diamonds outta coal over here!

Why this next job gotta be in West Virginia fuck thats a hike everyday