Captain Jack (not the pirate)

If any man thinks ill of you do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be.

@gregsart @PrChrisHarbin @priscilagural @ArizonaCrusader The vast majority of historians agree that Jesus of Nazareth existed and was crucified by Pontius Pilate so to say that there’s no evidence of Jesus outside of The Bible doesn’t comport with history.

@PrChrisHarbin @priscilagural @ArizonaCrusader Christianity is based on the Jewish god who allegedly came to earth via virgin birth. Later said to have died and came back to life. 30 years later Paul wrote - 50 years later an unknown author wrote the first gospel - Mark. There’s no evidence of god or Jesus outside the Bible.

Do you believe that Christianity is dangerous?

@ReportsDaNews Dis me when my girl finds some floozie in my IB

@Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 I was the opposite, ran away from all that stuff in my younger years and through middle adulthood but circled back after several occurrences that were unexplainable to me by any other means. How something ‘works’ is a relative term too I’d add.

@PFlophaus @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 Of course it isn’t the way prayer works. Prayer doesn’t work, at all and can be demonstrated not to work, is my point. I ‘wanted’, desperately, to be religious when in my teens but religion, CoE, Baptists, Catholicism, all failed and alerted and altered my desires to be so.

What's the best response to give to a Christian when they say "I'll pray for you"?

@Oh_JFC @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 I didn’t offer to pray for you nor am I pushing anything on you any more than you are pushing atheism on anyone else.

@PFlophaus @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 but I'm not pushing atheism on you. I'm simply saying I don't want your prayers. have a good day.

@JenniferJacksun @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 The ‘lack of answered prayers’ you reference is why they’re called ‘prayers’ and not ‘demanding someone give you what you want and thinking you are entitled to receive it by default’

@WajahatAli ‘Your not as smart as you think you are’ is a pretty sketchy stance

Spend a minute with this gem I just received.

@Oh_JFC @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 I would also inject that your insistence on touting the inefficacy of prayer could be lumped into the same category- saying things to others to make oneself feel better about one’s own position on the matter of religion.

@PFlophaus @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 I think the point is that....prayer DOESN'T work. it's self serving. it makes the person praying feel better but does nothing to remedy any situation.

@Oh_JFC @Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 It doesn’t make me feel any better to pray for someone than it does to tell them I hope they have a good day- which is to say it’s a genuine feeling of hopefulness that they be well and has no bearing on my own feelings or state of affairs.

@Thoughtosopher @Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 That’s not at all how prayer works.

@Michelle60711 @TIA_Lucas20520 I tend toward this,but if praying worked we would ‘all’ know God existed,because whenever there was a disaster,famine or pandemic,the religious would fare significantly and visibly better than atheists. There would be no atheists.

@sara_carrion_ I gotta go pee, move out the way

@TheActualBrian @IsabellaStone81 @toesonherbells @Kitty__Pick @KelseyM63360275 @BrettAlex @AndreaTwitmo I’m so sorry this is happening to you Mr. Smith

When you see it, just drop a gif or emoji that expresses the emotion ~ don’t tell ~ let everybody get a shot to see what in the world is ‘just not right’ in this photo?????

@MysterySolvent Ted and the Twats

What is the name of this band?

@KatiePhang Female cumulus cloud

Twitterverse: can someone please explain to me this phenomenon?

@hillibill @scientificrealm The pink one is pregnant and I have X ray vision glasses

@PFlophaus @scientificrealm Where’s the 5th

How many cats do you see in this photo?

@RaggedPixel @JoJoFromJerz I couldn’t get into that one, dismal plot and subpar casting

@PFlophaus @JoJoFromJerz yeah also fuck you and your attitude

Ok guys. I’m about to start Squid Game. I’m sitting here alone. In the dark. So clearly, I’ll be fine. Right?? 👀

@PaulieK2003 @WolfVanHalen @franksidoris @MammothWVH Ask him to play Panama too

@WolfVanHalen @franksidoris @MammothWVH Hey Wolf, any chance for a Hagar or Roth return with you on guitar playing your Dad's parts?

Thanks for making our very first hometown headliner a special one, Hollywood 🙏 Our brother @franksidoris was sorely missed, but we’ll be holding it down as a 4 piece until he can return. Sending all the love to him and his lovely wife Allie with her recovery ❤️❤️❤️

@heyjacqui_ Gift certificates to a divorce attorney

Serious question, what do you give someone for their third wedding??

@RaggedPixel @JoJoFromJerz Shut the fuck up on Netflix is great too

@JoJoFromJerz for a shocking survival of the fittest story, if that’s your jam, Check out The Platform Or for just a great movie with characters scenes and drama I recommend Calibre. all on Netflix. all great.